Findings:

• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Can't we all just get along?
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• But I have seen the sun just once
• You just can't trust dinosaurs
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I just wanted to destroy something beautiful
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• The storm, it came up strong
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• 'just woke up' voice
• Sunset. Coca-Cola, cookie crumbs, just waking up.
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• You can’t study something you fear.
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• When you just can't win
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• there are some just can't take life easy
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Things people put up their butts
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• I can't wake up
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Just as well I came along
• we just can't give 'em away!
• 9 boyfriends later and I just came in my Pilates class
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• Why I can't stay out of my boyfriend's pants
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• Things you can't tell just by looking at her
• Lord I Just Can't Keep from Crying
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Can't We Just Use Cavorite?
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• You could just pay someone else to LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
• This is an old tradition that I just made up
• Her hair, tangled
• Why Won't Jesse Helms Just Hurry Up and Die?
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Why can't I just call for a medical referral?
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• You can run, but you can't hide
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
• we can give up, but the world never will
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Study, study, study, but maybe just to learn
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• The princess who climbed up a tree and came down a Queen
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• I went up a different person, came down somebody else
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• I can't stand up for falling down
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them

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