Findings:

• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• The Lord of the Rings IV: Stop or my Gollum will Shoot!
• Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss the party
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• The beautiful way that two people fit together
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• This is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here.
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Guns kill people.
• stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
• Those two people like it, and they're shagging
• When you kill people they die
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• The Jackal: Episode Two: Dying Here Is Strictly Prohibited
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
• I WILL kill you!
• Cities: Skylines, or: This is a very 20th-century type of city we're building here
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• Race-mixing will happen whether or not you want it
• Two people who are not touching
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• my dad is two people
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• You are special. You will not die here.
• I will kill you if I can
• Smoking kills, or A true ghostwriter
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Kill two birds with one stone
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• Clowns will kill you and drink your blood
• The die is cast, you will cut the mustard or face the music
• Stop the Madness (Or at Least Slow It Down A Little)
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• The presence or absence of stimuli: part two
• Adventures in Google Translate, or: This is why you pay real people to translate things
• Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• Kissing is when two people taste each other tasting each other
• This dance is called: Two People, Trying to Occupy the Same Space at the Same Time
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• People should stop giving crimes such cool names
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• Will You Be Here Tomorrow?
• his is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• Fuck it or kill it
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• Two killed in "transporter accident"
• Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Marry, fuck, or kill?
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
• Searching for Steve (Or, why I stopped feeling guilty for downloading MP3s)
• Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
• seven, plus or minus two
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
• As the crow flies, or as the road winds, I promise you, I will arrive
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• In Defense of Minor Attracted People or I Think it's Genocide
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• there are no good or bad people
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• Relationships between two people
• Ready or Not, Here I Come
• If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• The People's Will
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• I need your pain or I will not live
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• two half discovered people, halfway to tears.
• When silence between two people is comfortable
• People will steal anything
• what desire will make foolish people do
• No two people read a measuring tape the same way
• You people will trash anything.
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• Two old ladies by the bus stop
• Actual Conversation Between Two Grown People
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Is that to go, or to eat here?
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• Here's a truck stop instead of St. Peter's
• Are we in good news or bad news territory here
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• What do you mean people around here speak Spanish
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• We can't stop here. This is bat country!
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Stop HERE on red
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• 206
• My sand fleas will kill you
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Know your pets
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Tomorrow will come. Yesterday has gone. The Now is here.
• Nagato in summer will kill you every time
• I've Killed Two Birds With One Stone
• The buck stops here
• Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Cooking for One
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• make it two-ply, or I will gut you
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Disengage Quickly or the Seams Will Become Transparent
• How to herd people in public
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• One lump or two?
• Here the hangman stops his cart
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• Two times more -- or twice as much?
• Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
• Will perfume or cologne make you more attractive?
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• How to Kill a Man With Two Fingers
• You, standing
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
• either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
• You are not special. You will die here, too.
• Smoking Stops HERE

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