Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker

• I am part of everything
• Noders do it in their nodes
• My other car was c!hinged
• Choose Everything
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")

This is the best I could do.

E2, brute?

• Noders do it for hours
• If you're tailgating, you're going in my next node
• Embrace [       ] 's
• Level 13 or Bust!
• My C!'ed node beat up your node
• My other car is a Death Borg
• Just say node

. . .

• Your radical ideas about tailgating me have already occurred to others
       ...and those others are no longer capable of driving.

Nate is my Pilot!
How's my noding? 1800 EVERYTHING
Shut up and node.
Borg or bust!
Node if you're Irish!
Support noding; keep Grandma off the streets.
If you don't like the way I node, get off the sidewalk.
Hit me! The Borg is in my trunk.

Your Radical Ideas About Driving Have Already Occurred To Others

Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor Not a Chauffeur

Live Nude Motorists!