Findings:

• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• The day I realized what being alive was
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• More than he was willing to give
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• Dreams of Being Eaten Alive
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• More Alive Than Me
• more concrete than an ideal and more alive than a program
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
• It was more than perfect understanding
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• more than ashes
• There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
• The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
• Meditation II: Of the Nature of the Human Mind; and that it is more easily Known than the Body
• Why are statues covered more thoroughly with bird shit than the other places in cities?
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• There's nothing noble about being a soldier
• rusty feathers, wings of murky steel eaten clean by age
• As I was saying to my goldfish
• My liver is eaten by vultures.
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• CNN is more addictive than crack
• Listening with more than your ears
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• The Library Book
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• I have never felt more alive
• Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• I was alive again
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• eaten by the bat, glorious and beautiful
• What was stolen by someone else
• Being licked to death by kittens
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• The night was alive, and so was I
• More Than Meets The Eye - Part 1
• A simple celebration of being alive
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• There is more than glass between the snow and the huge roses
• Anything more than a mouthful is a waste
• It takes more muscles to frown than to smile
• Your brain is a lot more intelligent than you are
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• How to get more change than you deserve
• Homosexuals are no more biological errors than heterosexuals are
• There is no more joyful feeling than crying
• There are more Chinese restaurants in Toronto than in Shanghai
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• On living and being alive
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• A conspiracy of suicide by fiction
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• Why I Hate Being Alive
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Keep the funk alive by talking with idioms
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• More evil than Satan himself
• More Human Than Human
• smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar
• more often than not
• my life is more than this
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• More than just a song
• My cat is mentally challenged and more than a little misshapen
• Atheism is no more logical than believing in god
• How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
• Belief is nothing more than looking
• More bare shoulders than a week of WB programming
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• Surviving to avoid being alive
• wanting is more satisfying than having
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
• sometimes, people are more than just OK
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• More Real Than Reality
• You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
• Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
• Home surgery
• Television does more than rot your brain
• More Than Toast
• Anything more than a handful is a waste
• Child support is more than just money
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• on being hit by lightning
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Being betrayed by one's own body
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• suicide by cop
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• suicide by Fillet O' Fish
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• suicide by guillotine
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• I was raised by the French government
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• The Wild Colonials
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• Attempted Suicide by Statue of Liberty
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
• Men make more money than women
• More than dream?
• every secret thing was made by some one
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Now more than ever
• being a kid was great
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• The ability of planarian worms to run a maze more successfully after being fed the remains of a successful worm
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on earth
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• music means more than this
• Accidental death odds
• Life has more twists than a rope
• Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
• MCI WorldCom buys dem bones for more than $100B
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there

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