Findings:

• The top secret of talking like an American
• The Original Pantry's Top Secret Coleslaw
• Top secret - magic
• Top Secret!
• How to link to one writeup
• top secret
• Burn After Reading
• Getting Burned on a Reading Lamp
• I write my secrets on the bathroom mirror, like Jesus, before wiping them away to check my hair.
• Before the kids and the mortgage, we drove fast cars with the top down
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• Before
• before common era
• before Christian era
• before Christ
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• Before the Rain
• The Island of the Day Before
• Kill time before it kills you
• Things to remember before raising your hand
• Conversation I overheard in the bookstore 5 min before end of my shift
• 'Twas the night before Christmas
• I before E
• Before and After Science
• pearls before swine
• Before Thinking
• JeffMagnus Remembers: Everything Before Experience (a lament)
• Laugh at yourself before others do
• csh history expansion refers to the line before most csh expansions occurred
• Cybersex before it was cool
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• before the storm
• Things to consider before you bring a hamster into your life
• The last cigarette before you quit smoking
• The last cigarette before you start smoking again
• Close the door before you leave
• Just before you make that next move...
• Kneel before Zod!
• home before the leaves fall
• Chronology of communication before electricity
• best before date
• cleaning your hotel room before the maid arrives
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• comma before conjunction
• In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
• Vaguer than before. Slip.
• Ground rush
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• Wei Chi, before completion
• Think before you speak
• Before Choice Disturbs
• I am but a moth before your flame
• Before Choice Disturbs Poem
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• the days before porn
• A buddha before history
• RFC 1882
• Undercover "Jesus" Surfaces Before Departure
• Early, before our hands knew what to do
• It's All Been Done Before
• before you
• Cool corn soup and spicy spinach before going away at the end of summer
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• Things I had not seen before coming to America
• Top to bottom, left to right, aft to fore
• People have fucked up before
• Checking how deep the water is before jumping in is not cowardice.
• Things to consider before embarking on life in a virtual universe
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond
• To a magic of numbers flying before your thought
• Things you should know before deciding to contract a crippling disease
• Before You Hear It From Someone Else
• Before reality creeps in
• Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
• a poem for a boy before I met him
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Washing your hands in the restroom
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• Before the Law
• Oops! I Sang This Before
• I knew before I met you just how we would end
• Running before the wind
• In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
• The impending nickname shortage
• That twinge of terror that hits before you get under the covers
• Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
• bros before hoes
• I Before E Except After C
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• Before you ask a question
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• If I should die before I wake
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 14
• Before Night Falls
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• Thirty Sonnets: At the Tomb of Napoleon Before the Elections in America -- November, 1912
• To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
• The Night Before
• I dreamed of her pulse long before I took it from her
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Service Before Self
• Galileo: A Democrat Before His Time
• Before Time Was
• A Love Before Time
• before the mast
• naked before you
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Shake Before Using...
• We've heard it all before
• Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
• Just a word before tomorrow
• letter-writing is always before an absent addressee
• Sobering up before going to bed
• My life closed twice before its close
• The Changing Experience of African-American Children Before and After the Civil War
• color photography before color film
• Twas the night before eye surgery
• make before break
• break before make
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Things to check before you sign the lease
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• Prayer before logging onto the Internet
• Before they were famous
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
• Puking Onstage Before a Live Audience, or: The Pooka Did It
• Pride goes before the fall.
• Grace before beer
• Before Sunrise
• What to know before you invest in stocks
• sail before steam
• Prayers before Mass
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• Before we hire you, we want to gauge your degree of self-loathing
• Let Us Be Merry Before We Go
• Miles to go before we sleep
• Song Before the Sons of Llyr
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• Before Names
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part XVI Compelling Appearance of Accused Before a Justice and Interim Release
• A thousand winding stairs lead down before us
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part XVI Compelling Appearance of Accused Before a Justice and Interim Release continued
• Days Before
• The Four and Twenty Elders Casting their Crowns before the Divine Throne
• before sleep
• trembling before G-d
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• Before the quiet dawn rose
• The testimony of Walter E. Disney before the House Committee on Un-American Activities
• Beer Before Liquor
• Before you thought of spring
• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• Making the Movies XVII Filming Earthquakes -- Before and After
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• Blessings before food
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• Once upon a time, in an age before the Internet
• Before she started smoking
• Before You Were Punk
• The Fright Before Christmas
• How to know your Christmas presents before Christmas
• question the question before you contemplate the answer
• Check yourself before you wreck yourself
• Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
• Drink Before the War
• It sounded good in my head before it came out of my mouth
• Life before death
• Before Jehovah's Awful Throne
• The Land Before Time
• Long Gone Before Daylight
• Pride Goeth Before a Fall
• Photography and religion
• Driving before dawn
• The night before the carnival opens
• The Calm Before the Storm
• Before the Calm
• Before the Flood
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
• Before the Red Cliff Rhapsody
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• A Hymn Before Battle
• Don't Leave Before the Miracle
• Eighteen seconds before sunrise
• Egypt before Nasser
• How we were, before we were

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