Findings:

• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• They didn't have the heart
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• The Day They Stole Brian Eno (document)
• Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
• They Have a Word for It
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• They have bears in Italy
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• The day I found out I was a guy
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• National Coming Out Day
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• A Grand Day Out
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• The Day They Crashed the Grand Concourse
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Have a nice day
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• The days of wonder have come at last
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• In the summer they will pull the beautiful bodies out of storage.
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Stoned music memories
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• The Day They Gave Babies Away
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Penis for a day
• And They Didn't Die
• Live Era '87-'93
• the day the power went out and never came back on
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• People want what they cannot have
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• How to have an out of body experience
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• They must have faces
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• They could have saved Kevin
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• leaving out parts of the truth. you have to.
• Big Day Out 2001
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• You Have to Look Out For Your Dragons
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• Why Japanese TV mosaics out handcuffs
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• They only come out at night
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• Big Day Out 2002
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• The Big Day Out
• Great Days Out Around Cambridge 2001
• Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• The day they caught the governor, and everyone else
• Big Day Out 2003
• The day they started charging for music
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons
• Appreciating a day out of context
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Every day adds a new worry, on the last day they all disappear
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Redundancy in DNA
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• Day Out of Time
• Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I didn't always have this cool job
• Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• Finding out you have cancer
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• You stole what they would have given you
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• You have your work cut out for you
• They have no bones.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• i have to get out
• They have taken enough
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• He's been places they have not.
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• International Wear Your Shirt Inside Out Day
• The Seven Days of Fire
• Ferris Bueller's Day Off
• Happy Days
• mermaids should come with the cable tv
• Queen's day
• Groundhog Day
• A Day in the Life
• Those were the days
• Bad hair day
• Green Day
• The Island of the Day Before
• Labor Day
• Judgment Day
• field day
• why natural selection does not work in this day and age
• Happy Labor Day from Insomnia Boy
• Childermas day
• Day lily
• Dog day
• Dog days
• The Happiest Days of Our Lives
• Boxing Day
• One of those days
• Day mode

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