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Ever wanted to eat the tasty charred remains of the previously living but felt inhibited by silly things like "personal morals" or "compassion for living things"? PFFT!

FRET NO MORE! I HAVE THE SOLUTION!1

1. Start a ranch on a very highly elevated plateau with lots of grass to graze upon.
2. Attain cows for said ranch and let them run wild, free and unencumbered.
3. Wait for a storm.
4. LIGHTNING STRIKES COWS!!!!!! ZAP ZAP FIZZLE!!!
5. Electric cows die of "Natural Causes" and/or "Act of God2"
6. Sell dead cow remains ("beef") to moral vegetarians at a very high markup (or buy them from someone who has implemented my infallible plan).

I AM A GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!3

1. Honest!
2. I don't believe in god.
3. Humour!4.
4. "Humour" is much funnier than "Humor".

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