Findings:

• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• You, who can go anywhere, should uncover that mystery.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• Simple tricks anyone can use to hustle pool
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• we can get along even though we disagree
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• What a kiss can be
• Kiss my ass
• Who can know it?
• The man who can fix anything
• Women who can drop a Llama at 40 paces
• Helping people cheat
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• The Boy Who Didn't Give a Rat's Ass
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• trina sexy ass (user)
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• If a stereo system is made properly it can outperform any 5.1 digital system
• anyone lived in a pretty how town
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Never trust anyone over 30
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Ebonics began with pirates
• A word from anyone's alien
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• Anyone with a strong opinion is wrong
• Does anyone still care about freedom?
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• Being a dickhead
• Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Racquetball, anyone?
• To anyone contemplating suicide
• Despite the myth, alcohol is not good for anyone
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• how to give anyone artificial dandruff
• They'll let anyone into Paradise
• There's no room in my life for anyone to stay
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• anyone (user)
• Anyone but Bush 2004
• High school racism, anyone?
• How to Talk to Anyone
• Chess, anyone?
• Don't trust anyone with the sun in their eyes
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• It is possible to know anyone you wish to create
• Architecture, Anyone? Cautionary Tales of the Building Art
• You get what anyone gets. You get a lifetime.
• You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
• Is anyone out there?
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• indulgence, anyone?
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• anyone could be your brand new love
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• ultimately, i just like you. more than anyone.
• Having good intentions doesn't unhurt anyone
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• ass chip
• kick ass
• Covering your ass
• Whoop Ass
• bad ass
• swamp ass
• sorry ass
• ass
• Up Your Ass
• Rat's ass
• The Ass and His Driver
• The Ass and the Charger
• The Ass and His Shadow
• The Ass and His Masters
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• The Ass and the Horse
• The Lion, the Fox, and the Ass
• The Ass and the Frogs
• The Ass and the Old Shepherd
• The Ass and His Purchaser
• The Ass in the Lion's Skin
• The Ass and the Wolf
• The Goat and the Ass
• The Horse and the Ass
• Asses of Fire
• The Kennedy crimes
• I kick ass for the Lord!
• My mom kicks ass
• Persian wild ass
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Red Ass
• How to kick ass at a job interview
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• Buridan's ass
• Asses of the masses
• Putting your foot in your mouth and talking through a hole in your ass
• The "ass" jellybean
• Spare Ass Annie
• wiping ass
• Ass like a chicken
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• Bite my shiny metal ass
• How do you love your ass?
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
• my ass, your face
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• Pain in the ass evangelistic ex-smoker
• We are all sitting on our asses, simultaneously staring blankly at computer screens all over the world
• Use of "ass" as an intensifier
• This door is not a horse's ass!
• Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
• Bad things with which to wipe your ass
• Big Ass Pork Plate
• The color of an ass on the run
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• And the Ass Saw the Angel
• Big Ass Ham
• How to fight and not get your ass kicked
• Weird-ass exam technique
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
• My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
• Kerr's Ass
• How to fight and kick ass
• Decentralized networking kicked my ass
• The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
• Ass Pain
• Put your head down and your ass in the air
• The Wild Colonials
• Cool ass babe
• colder than a well digger's ass
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Ass and potpourri
• Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• The Obscene Ass
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• half-assed
• Bust Ass Falls
• Canada Kicks Ass

If you Log in you could create a "Tattoos are sexy. Anyone who disagrees can kiss my ass." node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.