Findings:

• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Just don't expect me to understand
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• What Playboy taught me just now
• just hold me, and let me weep
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• Just Me (user)
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Experience has made me bitter
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• Why old people piss me off
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• What golf has taught me
• to distort thorax dimensions and mating rituals go awry, population of the hive has fallen dramatically and we are all doomed to piss hell
• He has redefined me, again and again
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• Just call me fluffy
• Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• People just expect things from me
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• Just Let Me Breathe
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• She just looks at me
• it's just me (user)
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• just for me, sitting on the bench
• is it just you and me in the wreckage of the world?
• it's still just me in here
• How television car chases influenced me
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• feline allergies
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• What in the world has come over me
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
• This Hour Has 22 Minutes
• Hoo-ha
• Genius has its own etiquette
• The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
• Morning Has Broken
• Time Has Come Today
• MY life has no carrot
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• German grammar
• A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
• Golf? Serene? HA!
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• great things he has taught us
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• The Soul has Bandaged moments-
• Naming Windows computers
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• Yom Hashoah
• Music Has the Right to Children
• The Heart Has its own Memory
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Evolution has never been observed
• This writeup has nothing to do with this title
• Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
• Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
• The Path Has Vanished
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• Why did Bach never write an opera?
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Fixing a water damaged cell phone
• Canada has low self-esteem
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• My warranty has run out
• Music need not be popular to be good
• E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
• Nodeshell as a term has got to go
• an nyong ha se yo
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
• the hottest it has ever been
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• Elvis has left the building
• Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Mr. T has fallen on hard times
• Has Your Soul Sipped?
• How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
• Everyone has an accent
• Your hair has turned white
• Autumn has come invisibly
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• 911 has an automated response
• September has such a feeling
• Santa Has Snow Blindness
• the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• La 1
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• ha oto shelanu
• Plastic Has Memory
• Love has everything to do with friendship
• What the 2000 Presidential election has taught kids
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• Every Dog Has Its Day
• ba shana ha ba'a
• jo ha kyu
• The Universe has spared us this moment
• Hunter of Fascists, ha ha ha!
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• E2 has gone CRAZY!
• Has EDB finally attained consciousness?
• How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• The Giant Panda's Time has Come
• Pain has an Element of Blank
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more

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