Findings:

• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Tell me a story about brains
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Tell me a story about mains
• Tell me a story about trains
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• Tell me a story about plains
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Tell me a story about drains
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Tell me a story about rains
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Tell me a story about cranes
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Tell Me a Story; the Catbox Story Archive
• Tell me about your faith
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• O tell me the truth about love
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Tell me about your secret places
• Don't tell me about her
• Tell me a story
• Tell me about my contradictions
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Tell me something good
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Tell me a secret.
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Tell him, she told me
• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• Tell Me Again
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Tell me one thing
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Don't Tell Me
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• Tell me of the nature of love
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Why tell me that?
• Tell me of the nature of home
• Tell Me What
• Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Tell me your passionate cruelty
• and you tell me your mind is blank
• list of things
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• when strangers tell me to smile
• Tell me more
• Tell me where is Fancy bred?
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
• Tell me what I say
• Tell me another lie
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• Tell me what to dream
• Tell me of the nature of fear
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• Don't tell me everything
• She tells me she drives a truck.
• Tell me Why
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
• Experience tells me not to try
• This is my truth tell me yours
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• tell me all your reasons
• Tell me how you do that crazy trick where you walk around asleep
• My first comet
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• You tell me this is God?
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• tell me the truth
• Tell Me What Happened Billy
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Tell Me What You Think
• Though you can tell me
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Tell me of the nature of death
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
• Yes - oh dear yes - the novel tells a story
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• fuck you pay me
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• fuck me gently with a chainsaw
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
• I could tell you some stories
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• I'll Tell You a Story
• And if you think secrets are good for me, fuck you.
• old books can tell more than one story
• fuck me and marry me young
• Ask me about Loom
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Laws Tell Stories
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• Fuck me boots
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Fuck me harder
• Every Picture Tells a Story
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
• Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys
• Fuck me if I'm wrong

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