Findings:

• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• Pain and beauty, our constant bedfellows. Young as I was, I understood.
• When our word was iron
• Now Thank We All Our God
• The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
• I can't remember our last kiss
• We find tonight what was hidden beneath our hearts
• the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• Our last conversation
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
• Thanks from our Hearts
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• This Was Our Pact
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• Back when our blood was still warm
• Last year was always better
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• The Last Day of Our Acquaintance
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Coffee-drinking Assholes
• Asshole Race
• Presidents & Assholes
• The theory that women prefer assholes
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• The dwarves from Chrono Cross are a bunch of assholes
• ass$hole (user)
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• Stop acting like an asshole
• Every Day an Asshole
• Dance-floor asshole
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• Berangier of the Long Asshole
• Assholes and elbows
• The I-95 Asshole Song
• An Asshole (user)
• Farts Are Jazz to Assholes
• International Assholes' Day
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• asshole (user)
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• why girls like assholes
• Asshole Bitch (user)
• Employment Anti-Discrimination Rights Once Again Denied To Assholes
• assholes (user)
• Assholes on the internet
• so many assholes
• Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Christ, what an asshole.
• fried asshole
• Christ, what an asshole
• Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
• Frodo Baggins is an Asshole
• It’s not possible to be a hero and NOT an asshole
• Get fucked, asshole!
• Fermat's Last Theorem
• The Last Angel of History
• The Last Starfighter
• Last call
• Custer's Last Stand
• I know what you did last summer
• Last of the Summer Wine
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• last
• First and Last and Always
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• The Last Unicorn
• The Last Answer
• last name
• last resort
• I still know what you did last summer
• the last bug
• Last Post
• Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent
• Last Days
• The Last Battle
• Religion as the last protected idea
• National Lampoon's Last Resort
• Dream Log: November 1, 1999
• Last Night
• The last minute
• Last Unicorn Games
• The Last Words of Dutch Schultz
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• Falling asleep last night
• My last pep rally as a cheerleader
• The Last Temptation
• Jacques de Molay's last words
• Nice guys finish last
• The Last Temptation of Christ
• The Last Continent
• having the last word
• Last place you looked
• Famous Last Words
• last mile
• The last fifteen minutes
• Steven's Last Night In Town
• The Last of the Mohicans
• Anarchy can't last
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• middle of summer how crazy it was
• Observed on a walk on the last day of April
• Last Night of the Proms
• Last Tango In Paris
• Rubik's Cube: Position last 4 edges
• The Last Rose of Summer
• The last cigarette before you quit smoking
• The last cigarette before you start smoking again
• Last Kiss
• My Last Duchess
• Since she whom I lov'd hath paid her last debt
• This is my play's last scene
• Profanity is the last refuge of the uncreative
• The Seventh and Last Voyage of Sindbad the Sailor
• treat every moment like it's your last
• The Last Question
• My last sanctuary, violated!
• The Last Time
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• The Last Coke in the Desert
• last call for regrets
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Is this the last four years or what?
• My First and Last Communion
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• Last Ninja 2
• I spent last night searching for a body
• what we did last night
• The Last Emperor
• one last look at you
• I shaved my head last night
• The Last Days of Disco
• Nothing lasts forever
• A vignette of my last 20 minutes
• The last straw
• Last minute salvation
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• Dreams last for so long
• The first and last time I threw away all my secular music
• Taking your fiance's last name
• When Lilacs Last in the Dooryard Bloom'd
• Last Great American Whale
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• Trucker, a Portrait of the Last American Cowboy
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• The Last of the Famous International Playboys
• The Last Time I Saw Richard
• The Last Laugh
• Last Dance
• The Last Broadcast
• The Last of the Dragons
• More hips!
• Last Chance to See
• the last boyscout (user)
• Last Man Standing
• The Last Generation
• That last dance is still in my head
• Which cat fell off last?
• How it came to pass that the Art Institute stole the last shreds of my sanity

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