Findings:
- i've been trying to get back to the center
- I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
- How long have you been in love with her?
- I've always been a bit of a joker
- "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
- I've been living my life half asleep
- How to find something which has been lost
- I've frequently not been on boats
- But lately, I've been too tired to care
- I've been expecting you
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
- I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
- How to check if someone has been to the mall
- This is the oldest I've ever been
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- I've Been Tired
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
- Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
- I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
- My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
- I've been searching
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Since I've Been Loving You
- I've been crowned the king of it
- Why I've never been ice skating
- I've Been Working on the Railroad
- I've been shot!
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- I've been a woman for too long
- I've Never Been to Me
- I've been dead a long time
- I've been on the net (user)
- I've been trying to count the stars
- I’ve been completed
- I've been cordially invited to join the visceral realists
- I've been duped by Satan!
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- I've forgotten how
- You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
- (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
- So now that I've been cursed to die...
- I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
- I've been smoking ever since
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- My life, Jim, and how I've lived it
- I've been working on my homework
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- I've been waiting forever
- How to get kinda-sorta high
- It could have been a Brilliant Career
- How Much for just the Planet?
- A book has always been my best friend
- how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
- How I know I love you
- How to Use a Urinal
- Bright-Sided: How the Relentless Promotion of Positive Thinking Has Undermined America
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How to be a Better Person
- it's not what you node, but how you node
- How not to panic in thirty different languages
- Surviving a long-distance plane flight
- How I came to Spaceland, and what I saw there
- How to answer a telephone
- How to disable the electronic choke on a Type I Volkswagen
- How to relationship
- Overhead imagery of your house
- How to learn French swear words
- Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
- How to win arguments
- How we could still have a President Trump
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- How To Get Over A x
- Running toward the edge
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- How 'bout them transparent dangling carrots?
- when did we forget how to play?
- How to NOT get towed away
- How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
- I've got severe gibberish problems
- How to be telekinetic
- What I've Learned
- How to clean a fish
- I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
- Little Green Bibles
- Now that I've told you
- How a CD-ROM works
- How Prom nearly killed me
- can i turn off this machine before it destroys everything that i've loved?
- Forgiving someone
- How to master the Magic 8 Ball
- How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
- How to tell if it is the car parked next to you that dented and scratched your vehicle
- How to do a donut on a ten-speed bicycle
- How They Came to Bunbury
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- How community relates to "work"
- Distillation of home brew
- Getting a free case of beer
- How to fly
- Getting what you want from tech support
- How to Construct and Use a Basic Hazardous Materials Spill Cleanup Kit
- Making the heartless girl cry
- Here is how to make flame sing
- How to fake a smile
- How to win a hot dog eating contest
- How to include the working directory in your UNIX prompt
- How to play the harmonica
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 0
- How to take care of candles
- How to give a good PowerPoint presentation
- Tips on how to roll a yard
- How to fold and carry an American flag
- Baking a cake
- How Doth the Little Crocodile
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
- Blessing a seismograph
- How to Sell Sex Stories
- How the Waldensian Heretics avoided detection
- Collecting a clean catch urine
- How to test if a knife is sharp
- How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
- How to create your perfect mix CD
- How to make war
- Creating a fairly powerful static discharge in your bathtub
- How to fit pants without trying them on
- How to Ace the GRE
- How to Talk Minnesotan
- How to run faster
- How to determine oxidation numbers
- How to eat a banana like a chimp
- You, standing
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- How to liven up a party
- The trouble with love is, it doesn't care how fast you fall
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- Going to the movies in Thailand
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- How to save the cinema-going experience
- How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
- Using Dao Yin as a martial arts warm up
- O sister of wisdom, how glorious you are!
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- My dog has been stolen
- How to Pull Girls
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- The Cult of the Amateur: How Today's Internet is Killing Our Culture
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- How To Cook Meat
- Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- He'd been to college and wanted to win an argument.
- How I won the Tacky Christmas Gift Contest that year
- This is how it feels
- Been down so long
- How Do You Sleep?
- How much for the little girl?
- How big is Everything?
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- How long can you hold your breath?
- Which Describes How You're Feeling
- How fifth graders feel
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- Vindaloo Paste
- How to kick ass at a job interview
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- How to add Everything to your personal toolbar
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
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