Findings:
- Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
- How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
- painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
- What would an Octopus society look like?
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- sun might not come up tomorrow
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- All dressed in silence, I stared and lived the morning
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
- I woke up this morning with a dog in my house.
- But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- Petty thievery and exploration dressed up as a game
- We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- if you weren't real I would make you up
- sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- but the worm ended up killing them too
- I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
- Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- dress up
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- I look better when I am wet
- Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
- We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
- It looks like a tourism brochure photo from up here
- Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
- Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
- Getting up on a Saturday morning
- Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- always morning, but never breakfast
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
- the smallest number that looks prime but isn't
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- In quiet corners of the world, death clings to life in a hopeless embrace, but it cannot hide its stench.
- Kicking up sand in my princess dress
- They looked up at their moon and saw a peculiar bright spot
- Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
- You Know My Name (Look Up the Number)
- I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- What do you see when you look up?
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Did you think I would give up that easily?
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- Would you pick up a penny? (e2poll)
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
- Would you just look at this thing
- sex sells, but obsession sells better
- dumber but better
- Not very sterile, but better than dead
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
- Things people put up their butts
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
- This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
- I get knocked down, but I get up again
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
- Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
- Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- A Better Tomorrow
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
- The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- This dress makes you look fat
- Does this dress make me look fat?
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
- All dressed up and nowhere to go
- Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
- All Dressed up with Nowhere to Go
- Morning Dress
- How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
- Don't look out the window in the morning
- It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
- I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- The Sheep Look Up
- we can give up, but the world never will
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- Sun Comes Up, It's Tuesday Morning
- Guide to getting up in the morning
- anemotis's morning wake up call
- Look It Up
- When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- Love will fill us up, will make us better than
- Bedroom community
- why you should keep your bedroom tidy at all times
- bedroom eyes
- Bedroom Full of Rusty Keys
- The bathroom's her bedroom, where the tears flow
- Doing illogical things to feel better about yourself
- I would know right away that it's you.
- better half
- For Better or For Worse
- Nobody Does It Better
- females are better than males
- Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
- Much better than a piss test
- A determination to do better than
- There was a time when I was a better person
- You'd better sit down
- I like the curves far better
- Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
- Robert Frost deserves better
- Music that sounds better backward than forward
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
- Typing in all caps works better
- A moral system based on more and better sex
- Better Man
- Exhaustion is better than drugs
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
- Bugger this: I want a better world
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