Findings:
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- That which does not kill me...
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- An Andarian Lab Technician Has Made a Mistake
- Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
- That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
- Experience has made me bitter
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
- Does this dress make me look fat?
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- My recent perfect date has given me hope
- Mistakes were made
- Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
- Garage bands which never made it to the garage
- the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
- SciFiQuest 3019: My Robot Made Me Do It
- Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
- How Prom nearly killed me
- Someone please kill me
- 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- Books made me a person
- Stranded in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night, I realized I made a mistake
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- The time my car broke down and I made the mistake of calling the cops
- 80s music made me gay
- In Which Ethel Gao Does His Damnedest To Refuse The Call To Adventure
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
- What golf has taught me
- jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
- Causes of death: which does your doctor treat?
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- Every hour wounds. The last one kills.
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- does chronic pain kill you?
- Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- Oven potatoes made me happy
- Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- I could never draw but they made me an artist
- The Internet made me do it
- Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
- The Christmas Season has it in for me.
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
- I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
- kill me now (user)
- Why does Man kill?
- She kills me
- kill him dead; don't call me
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- kill me (user)
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- Please Kill Me
- where does that leave me?
- England Made Me
- The Devil made me do it
- I still wear the bracelet you made me
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- One last time, to dance me out of your heart
- To which side does your penis lean?
- Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- we found that which made the human heart beat and built an autobahn to it
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
- The full moon made me do it
- My wife made me sexy!
- Me And Jesus The Pimp In A '79 Granada Last Night
- This node was made for you and me
- video games never made me violent
- she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
- That which cannot give me everything I might want
- Which BSD is right for me?
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- Does this singularity make me look fat?
- i worked hard and it made me sick. i slacked off and it made me sick.
- What RU-486 means to me
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
- it made me sick but kept me warm
- How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
- Does Pot Kill Brain Cells?
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
- Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
- My life has suddenly been decided for me
- In Which Minerva McGonagall Does Not Know What to Do
- does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
- What in the world has come over me
- To which side does sir dress?
- My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- feline allergies
- The last suit I wear has no pockets
- He has redefined me, again and again
- Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
- What you call truth is a blur. What you call knowledge is a rusty memory. What you call trust is a hope, a loyalty which has gone untested.
- In which Sparrow Jones has a couple fireside chats
- Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
- You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
- How to find something which has been lost
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- how my computer nearly killed me
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- It kills me to watch them go
- The nine laws of physics which are most likely to kill you
- Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
- Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
- She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
- I Know Who Killed Me
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- For my last trick, I made her disappear
- Which cat fell off last?
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
- In which the bridge has its own ideas
- Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- Why does the shower curtain attack me in the shower?
- I was a homeless bum
- Society made me what I am
- Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
- Dai-Un made me do it!
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- Dreamed Me a Dream Last Night
- You never know which experiences will last longest in memory
- Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
- It does not sing for me
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