Findings:
- That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
- That which does not kill me...
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- It kills me to watch them go
- That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
- how my computer nearly killed me
- Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
- Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
- I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
- Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- kill him dead; don't call me
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- How Prom nearly killed me
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- kill me (user)
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
- That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- sleep doesn't take me far enough.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- Please Kill Me
- Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
- To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
- She doesn't need me anymore
- kill me now (user)
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- She kills me
- The nine laws of physics which are most likely to kill you
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- the keyboard doesn't judge me
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
- I Know Who Killed Me
- Which BSD is right for me?
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- That which cannot give me everything I might want
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- Someone please kill me
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Doesn't Remind Me
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- Why Daily Evil Doesn't Apply To Me
- doesn't look like anything to me
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
- doesn't
- Knowing doesn't mean so much
- Intelligent design doesn't mean perfect design
- Why C++ doesn't suck
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
- The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
- Predestination doesn't imply the lack of free will
- It doesn't get any better than this
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
- My aunt doesn't like them
- What "I love you" doesn't mean
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
- Does toilet paper go bad?
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
- Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
- US Customs doesn't get the Internet
- Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
- A bounded universe doesn't resolve Olbers' paradox
- The whole world doesn't want to hear your music
- TANSTAAFL: Air Doesn't Grow On Trees
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- This doesn't change anything, right?
- Close doesn't mean minimize
- Information doesn't want to be anything
- why tickling yourself doesn't work
- My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
- Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
- The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- Jane Gets Serious, Mark Doesn't
- Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Chaparral
- Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Lake Tahoe
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
- When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
- She doesn't look like Mother anymore
- What to do when the world doesn't end
- I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- He doesn't know what he's missing
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- The turkey doesn't have a head!
- Why Nihilism doesn't work
- I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
- Which version of DOS should I run on my vintage PC?
- You're the only one who doesn't know
- It Doesn't Matter Any More
- What the IRS doesn't need to know
- Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
- The place where the sun doesn't shine
- Technically it doesn't count
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- One who doesn't ask, eats wax
- The trouble with love is, it doesn't care how fast you fall
- Willem Dafoe doesn't care about you
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
- A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
- Scotty Doesn't Know
- It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it!
- What if True Love doesn't wait?
- George Bush doesn't care about black people
- The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
- "Inmate" Doesn't Count (e2poll)
- What doesn't take a million years takes a millionth of a second
- size doesn't matter
- Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
- International doesn't mean foreign
- dying doesn't make one a saint
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
- the river doesn't need a name to drown you
- If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
- She doesn't really want a nice guy
- Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
- change doesn't happen
- stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
- Chronologically, forward doesn't always mean progress: a reminder of the obvious
- Infinity Doesn't Exist
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Papa Doesn't Love His Children Anymore
- The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
- turning off the alarm doesn't put out the fire
- Ignoring everything that doesn't fit your narrative
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
- equality doesn't mean we're all the same
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
- Having good intentions doesn't unhurt anyone
- he doesn't talk
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