The 18 Patient Blues
sung to the tune of 16 Tons

I was born on a day when the sun didn't shine
I picked up my laptop and I walked to the mines
I saw 18 patients, God bless my soul
Administration said you've just met your goal

chorus:
See 18 patients and what do you get?
Another day over and deeper in charts
St Peter don't you call me, you'll break my heart
Gotta stay down here and finish these charts

I was born on a day it was drizzling rain
Fighting and trouble are my middle name
Got one fist of iron and the other of steel
If the right one don't get you than the left one will

chorus:
See 18 patients and what do you get?
Another day over and deeper in charts
St Peter don't you call me, you'll break my heart
Gotta stay down here and finish these charts

Some people say a girl's made out of mud
But a doctor girl's made out of muscle and blood
Muscle and blood and skin and bone
A back that's weak and a mind that's strong

See 18 patients and what do you get
Another day over and deeper in charts
St Peter don't you call me, you'll break my heart
Gotta stay down here and finish all these damn charts

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