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Scarlet, zealously guarding her soy, discovered Rhett's complicitous nature when, in a fit of lunacy, he stole her souvenir exquisite Cubic Zirconia. Embittered, she shot him in the chest and announced, "Frankly, my dear, you look as good as an uneaten pizza," as a backhanded compliment.

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