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• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• He Hate Me
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• he calls me monster
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• He brings me books like flowers
• He has redefined me, again and again
• A bit of a poet that thinks he's a pirate
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• For my brother, in the event he finds me
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Get the fuck out of my office
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• he that is not with me is against me
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• He smiles but it's not real.
• Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• small like a pretty round stone. that makes you think, "fuck yeah. what a nice stone."
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• He loves me, he loves me not
• Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• he calls me girly (user)
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• Don't Go Out the Door
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• The day he gave me a lift
• and he thinks he (user)
• He called me Sarah once
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• she, he, and me
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• He that is not with me is against me.
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• like you're blind but still can see
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• yo tengo que get el fuck out of aquí
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• He can
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• can you get enough of me?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger.
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• He taught me how to smoke
• He probably thinks he is doing fine
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Jesus He Knows Me
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• But can a robot love.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure

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