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• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• Redundancy in DNA
• A preview of a movie you had already seen
• Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Hot pursuit
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• The first American Intelligence failure in New York
• i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• They Had No Poet
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• Raymond Burr
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• 57% of Americans think that Saddam Hussein had links to Al-Qaeda
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• What They Did to Princess Paragon
• Did my pussy just run into you?
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• First Among Sequels
• First They Came
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• The Fun They Had
• They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords
• A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• They didn't have the heart
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• Book most owned by American libraries with the word "fuck" in the title
• edev: I Shot Guest User (but I did not shoot n-a-t-e)
• We had no bait but our tongues
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• i've heard that's how they did it in ancient egypt
• After living a life in darkness, the first steps into the light are the hardest to bear.
• On First Looking into Chapman's Homer
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• she had already found her party
• They had been expecting me
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
• Gaily they went down in the lush field a treasure of valuables or specie or bullion lodged with a crust of bread into her coat of arms weaving currying the embroidering of silk in summer.
• Making the Movies XI Putting the Thrills into Railroad Movie Dramas
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Songs from an American Movie Vol. 2: Good Time For a Bad Attitude
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I Wish All U.S. Americans Had Maps
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• African American but not Black
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• Keeping beer cold in the Old West
• What They Did To the Desert People
• Why oh why did the black crayon always die first?
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• First North American Serial Rights
• It's the first day of summer and already I feel yesterday's fingers clenched tight around my throat
• First They Took Away Napster
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• i remember the first time that i fell; i didn't understand it at the time
• His actions have already scarred American history.
• I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
• Japan in the First World War
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• They did so because they believed they could.
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• I wish I had my own orchestra
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• They had built the Unrecordable Sculpture again last night
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• When each had their own personal anthem
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• I was into them after they were hip
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• Into a featureless face, they carve a smile.
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• They say you never forget your first (e2poll)
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• human first, American second
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• But what are they really thinking?
• They Buried the American Dream Today
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• A date idea, but not for the first date
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• Songs from an American Movie, Vol. 1: Learning How to Smile
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• They are all pretty but fading.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• American Movie
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• All gods but your own
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• Mass Murder and Mutilation! But first, the weather with Weather-Wise Wally Whimple.
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• armed with nothing but their own vision
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
• they carry but they do not understand
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
• You didn't feel anything, did you
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• And They Didn't Die
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Live Era '87-'93
• Did you know that Mark Twain had a brother
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• They did your portrait
• When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American

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