The Centaur is a highly amusing record by Buck65, and is available on 12" from the label Anticon. It was originally released on his tape Vertex. The reason this song is so amusing is the delivery, which is entirely serious and is presented as being the genuine life problems of a centaur in human culture. Even the music is subtley moving, with a long outro played on the strings.
Since no one has so far noded the lyrics, here's my own transcription. Some of the words are hard to make out exactly, so please /msg me with corrections.
Chorus
Most people are curious,
They wanna get dirt on
The Centaur. I'm famous
I walk around with no shirt on.
The easiest way would be to get a lass face down.
I'm a man, but I'm built like a horse from the waist down
People are afraid of me,
But act like they love me.
Feast your eyes upon my nudity,
I am Beauty and The Beast.
I have plenty to say
But no body listens,
Because my cock is so big,
And the end of it glistens.
So I'm famous for it.
What everyone's famous for,
Sure it's larger than yours,
I'm a Centaur for Christ's sake
I like to eat rice cakes,
And listen to classical music
I'm passion is told my speciality
But really I'm old fashioned.
I'm quite well built
As far as physiques go,
People seem to think
That I belong in a freak show.
They want to have pictures taken constantly
Assuming that my sex drive is three times that of a normal human.
Asking me stupid questions
Like I'm their personal mentor,
All they care about is my big dick
'Cos I'm The Centaur.
The porno industry wants to pay me lots of money,
To appear in books and movies,
'Cos they think I look funny.
But I'm looking for true love,
Not groupies and freaks,
More than a huge cock:
I have a complicated mind.
I'm not the favourite kind of companion for the average person
Sometimes things start well,
But eventually worsen
When sex becomes a problem,
Or else their unimpressed with
The attention that their get
Being a centaur's love interest.
You don't care about my next life:
Diss my ex-wife, and the intimate details of our sex life.
Chorus
Most people are curious,
They wanna get dirt on
The Centaur. I'm famous
I walk around with no shirt on.
The easiest way would be to get a last ... down.
I'm a man, but I'm built like a horse from the waist down.
Long outro