Findings:

• SciFiQuest 3019: My Robot Made Me Do It
• The full moon made me do it
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• The Devil made me do it
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The Internet made me do it
• You Do Something To Me
• Society made me what I am
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• Please do not bring me flowers
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
• I like you; do you like me?
• Do you think it's me?
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Experience has made me bitter
• Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
• What you do to me
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• How Do You Want Me?
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• I still wear the bracelet you made me
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
• Do you like me?
• Do you know me?
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• England Made Me
• Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• I was a homeless bum
• i worked hard and it made me sick. i slacked off and it made me sick.
• Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Mama, Do You Love Me?
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• What Do I Do With Me
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Why Do You Love Me?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• Do you think you could love me now?
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Books made me a person
• 80s music made me gay
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• This node was made for you and me
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• My wife made me sexy!
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• it made me sick but kept me warm
• video games never made me violent
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• Desperate Dan
• Debunking the myth of a desperate software labor shortage
• Desperate (user)
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• You are a kitchen tyrant and I threw out those potato chips as a desperate gambit for your affection
• One child's desperate fight for survival by judy westwater
• Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
• DOS
• DOS memory management
• do
• What do you want, a cookie?
• Dos Equis
• To do is to be
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• What I do with my philosophy degree
• Do not go gentle into that good night
• Trip Like I Do
• It's not the size, it's what you do with it
• Why do we treat them so well?
• do time
• Tae Kwon Do
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
• Do you really want to live forever?
• Wing Chun Do
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• What would Brian Boitano do?
• What Would Jesus Do?
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Ain't Nobody's Business if You Do: The Absurdity of Consensual Crimes in Our Free Country
• I do not like doctors
• Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
• Do you work here?
• The tattoo phenomenon
• DoS attack
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Beavis and Butt-Head Do America
• Our work and why we do it
• Do something
• DOS prompt
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• And What Do You Think?
• Do I dare to eat a peach?
• What do you want to see happen?
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• You mean the me that you would be
• Why males have nipples
• Dos Equis Lager
• Stop reading this and go do something constructive
• Things to do to salvage a shitty day
• Where do you draw the line?
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• Why do you keep banging your head against the wall?
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• The emotionally mature thing to do
• How do men touch you?
• What do you remember?
• DOS 2000
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• What I want from life
• What Germans do best
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• What your keyboard's "Windows keys" do in Windows
• Laugh at yourself before others do
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• Which 3-manifold do we live in?
• Which 4-manifold do we live in?

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