A musical extravaganza by Martin Beauchamp and
Jonny McGovern (music by
Brer Brian) playing at
Grindhouse-A-Go-Go every
Friday night in
October of 2000 at
Surf Reality in
Manhattan. Featuring music performed by
UFO vs. The Mothership.
The play is set in
futuristic world where all
dirtiness has been banished from the earth, and where the highest
moral standards are rigorously enforced by a crew of
uptight schoolmarms (that happen to like to wear
black leather).
Legend has it that all of the
dirtiness has been locked away in what is referred to as "The Dirty Matrix", to one day be freed by a certain
chosen one.
In this midst of this, an outcast
geek played by
Faceboy is having a
sexual identity crisis and finds himself longing for
dirty stuff. He is joined in his quest by
Cocksucko (
Jonny McGovern}, a
dirty gay athlete with a thing for dirty gay
team sports. The last surviving member of the lone
Boy Scout troupe which has been seeking to free the Dirty Matrix since its very inception comes to Faceboy, declaring that he is the Chosen One, and that he must go to see the
Drag Queen Oracle.
Using Cocksucko's
powers of gay-ness and a big
dildo, they attempt to fight off the uptight schoolmarms who guard the secret to freeing the dirty matrix, only to find that they have imprisoned Faceboy's would-be
girlfriend. The crew is horribly defeated, but not before the girl is released, and she single-handedly manages to press the
big red button clearly labeled 'Free the Dirty Matrix'. Dirtiness is returned to the land and all
rejoice and ... well ... presumably go
fuck a lot.