Findings:

• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• A Woman Who Never Was
• the little friendship that never was
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• some say he was never here at all
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• I was never broken
• I was never any good at maths at school
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• epic
• Epic MegaGames
• EpiC (user)
• Sir EpiC (user)
• epic theater
• Mock epic
• A thirty minute progressive rock epic version of "This Old Man"
• Epic Pinball
• epic metal
• Epic Games
• Idiot's guide to Renaissance epic poetry
• Star Wars Epic Duels Game
• Epic Records
• Literary Techniques in The Epic of Gilgamesh and The Odyssey
• epic poem
• Epic Legends of the Heirarchs: The Elemenstor Saga
• His retribution is likely to be epic
• Paradise Lost as an Epic
• Barney's Epic Homer
• Epic Journey
• epic gamer1 (user)
• EPIC FAIL
• Adelaide Epic Bus Trip Project
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• An Epic Tale and a Atavic Feast
• The Epic Epic of Erik 'The Epic' Killblood
• Epic Rap Battles of History
• The Second (and smaller) Epic of Erik 'The Epic' Killblood
• The Third Epic of Erik 'The Epic' Killblood
• The Epic of Sundiata Keita, the Lion King of Mali
• EPIC: The Troy Saga & The Cyclops Saga
• Seven words you can never say on television
• Never
• Never Mind The Buzzcocks
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• Never put your tongue on the flyback
• Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols
• This will never happen
• I never thought it would be like this
• A little child could never kill this clean
• Rust Never Sleeps
• Tomorrow Never Dies
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• We were never really friends
• I never get mail
• Never say die
• I think that I shall never see
• Never trust anyone over 30
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• Things that we will never use
• Never be the first to let go
• Feminine hygiene products never cease to amaze
• What if Prince Charming never shows?
• The Man Who Never Sleeps
• The one my father never met
• I never saw her again
• voice never dies
• What if it never happened?
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• He never returned
• Never look like you're staring
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• People who don't smoke will never die
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• A broken heart never heals
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of quarter-inch tapes
• Something never perfect
• September that never ended
• You'll never work in this town again!
• Never argue with a fool
• Photographs never lie, until you edit them!
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• The Grass is Never Greener
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• I never did well with Sunday nights
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• Born, never asked
• Scene from the movie I'll never write
• How come we never dated?
• It's never him
• I taste a liquor never brewed
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• Never Is a Promise
• I'll Never Remember the Day
• Never Say Never Again
• Evolution has never been observed
• That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
• pub that never shuts
• I never
• Never use transparencies inside a laser printer
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Tomorrow Never Knows
• never use variable arguments in C++
• Things NEVER to do with vaseline!
• two positives never make a negative
• Always the bridesmaid and never the bride
• Never underestimate the power of denial
• You can never get away from yourself
• Violence never solved anything
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• Bargaining? Never with that roof.
• Kirby G6
• I never faced existential quandaries as an addict
• The death of a man I had never known
• I have never
• Working people are never allowed to become rich in the United States
• Never Volunteer
• I hope you never run for public office
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• It never rains but it pours
• I'll never be the other woman
• Stuff you wish you never threw out
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• you never want to eat somewhere you work
• Why did Bach never write an opera?
• Now or Never
• I Never Knew You
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• I am never alone
• A watched pot never boils
• I will never drink root beer again
• never seen The Pogues live yet
• There Is a Light that Never Goes Out
• if i never saw you again
• Things Never to say to your kids
• Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
• Never Join a CD Club
• Never feed hotdogs to a grouper
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• Never underestimate Old Ladies
• Cheer up luv, it might never happen
• Never heard of Dr. Mennel
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• A watched pothead never tokes
• Hast Never Come to Thee an Hour
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• You're never around when I need you
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• Something I Can Never Have
• Never Forget the Ghosts
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• Never whistle while you're pissing
• I've never

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