The Everything2 Podcast

IT LIVES AGAIN!

The Everything2 Podcast, so ably created and nurtured by Heisenberg, has once more stuttered to life. It has a semi-familiar location. Here's how to get hold of it now!

RSS Feed Reader: http://e2podcast.spunkotronic.com/feed.xml

iTunes Music Store: http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=301996610 - or by searching iTMS for "E2 Podcast."

Via E2, you insensitive clod! ...sorry, sorry, of course. See the bottom of this writeup for the current 'cast.

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More news: Although there isn't anything to report at this very moment, be assured that various crack E2 coders are working to implement a better way (read: more integrated with E2) of dealing with audio files. Once the fruits of their labors are available for public consumption, hopefully this node can go away in favor of such an official solution. For the nonce, however, yer stuck with me.

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In addition to the podcasts described so ably below (whose direct download locations should still work) we offer the following for your delectation.

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E2 Podcast Season 5, Episode 2 (April 3, 2010)

Hosted by the heavily-armed Junkill

• Cassandra written and read by Tom Rook
• Tapetum lucidum by ignis_glaciesque read by Junkill
• A birthday greeting to Everything2 from Thirteen Years And One Decade Down! A Melbourne Nodermeet To Celebrate The End Of High School And The Decaversary Of Everything2 (Bring A Hat) by waverider37, tentative, Viki, BlackPawn, and CrimsonRose
• The King, Multidimensional by Jet-Poop read by Oolong
• Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker by igloowhite read by Jet-Poop

Direct download: http://e2podcast.spunkotronic.com/casts/e2podcast5-2.mp3

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E2 Podcast Season 5, Episode 1 (November 7, 2009)

Ten years of lesbians, monkeys, and soy!

• Bitches with glitches by witchiepoo (read by GhettoAardvark)
• Free, Standing by sam512 (read by The Custodian)
• Cleaning a horse's sheath by tentative (read by the author)
• The $14 million dollar orgasm by Hazelnut (read by the author)
• Witches are tricky. Ask the villagers. by Bitriot (read by Jet-Poop)
• Fictional Black African-American DC animated Superheroes with the power to manipulate electricity by rootbeer277 (read by the author)

Direct download: http://e2podcast.spunkotronic.com/casts/e2podcast5-1.mp3

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E2 Podcast Season 4, Episode 3 (October 22, 2009)

The third episode in the so-what-if-it's-incorrectly-named 'season 4' of the E2 podcasts.

• Down with this sort of thing! by futurebird (read by Oolong)
• Randy Pausch by waverider37 (read by the author)
• I like this. It's pretty. by Chras4 (read by Junkill)
• Why are people afraid of touching? by tentative (read by Nadine_2)
• A "behind the barn" sort of thing by golFUR (read by The Custodian)

Direct download: http://e2podcast.spunkotronic.com/casts/e2podcast4-3.mp3

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E2 Podcast Season 4, Episode 2 (January 10, 2009)

The second episode in the probably-incorrectly-named 'season 4' of the E2 podcasts.

• Everything Stops for Tea by Junkill (read by the author)
• Drinking From the Water Hose by jessicapierce (read by liveforever)
• Waiting is the only part by just1wheat (read by OldMiner)
• (prayer for the departed) by dem bones (read by Dimview)
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear by The Custodian (read by the author)

Direct download: http://e2podcast.spunkotronic.com/casts/e2podcast4-2.mp3

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E2 Podcast Season 4, Episode 1 (October 31, 2008)

The 2008 Hallowe'en Podcast, hosted by Junkill.

• When Frogs go Bad by RalphyK, read by Oolong
• Where is your God now? by SyntaxVorlon, read by Junkill
• The Raven (The Edgar Allan Porn version) by Footprints, read by The Custodian

Direct download: http://e2podcast.spunkotronic.com/casts/e2podcast4-1.mp3

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The Everything2 Podcast was an expriment lasting 2 years that attempted to convert the vast and beautiful collection of outstanding poetry and prose into a different medium that ultimately failed due to the inertia of the userbase.

Below are the original introduction into the project and all podcasts to download and enjoy.

H.

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Taking nodes into a new medium...

Good day all,

today sees the release (or upload to its server) of the first Everything2 Podcast. Planned as a more or less loose collection of readings of good (and not so good) nodes, this is the first test version, and I already have a good idea what can be improved, but more about that later.

Why a podcast, I hear Dannye yell? Isn't it enough that we can read all the drivel that's being produced on this site? Do we now have to listen to it?

Well, of course, you don't have to. Nevertheless it is interesting how a node transforms within a new medium, without softlinks, insulting softlinks, pipelinks, hardlinks and the catbox next to it. Sometimes it can actually transcend its original meaning and become a different entity all together. On the downside, you'll have to live with the weird Germano-kiwi accent of the host (me). On the other hand, you can listen to some noder love in the car or at home, and if this thing works out, why not have interviews with noders or even (gasp) gods or (wheee) Amnesiac?.

A crucial part of the podcast will be your input: If you have a particular node that you love (be it by yourself or by somebody else), why not record it? I am happy to broadcast all of your contributions, as long as the recording quality is good enough and they match the criteria stated here.

So far I am planning to release one podcast every other week on tuesday morning New Zealand time (as this is my day off). Hope that's convenient. All submissions should be in by then, otherwise they will be podcasted at a later date.

It could be the missing link that we've been, er, missing and could increase the, uh, jellyness of the nodegel. So, download them now and enjoy. RSS feeds are up again soon.

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The Everything2 Podcast, Season 3, Episode 2.

The final.

Nodes:

• Who are wise in love, love most, say least by Bitriot, read by Ancientsnow
• I fear that you are planning an aerodynamic mythological coup. I pray this does not interfere with our dinner plans. by Rancid_Pickle, read by Lord_Brawl
• Tits on a Keyboard, by jessicapierce, performed by DonJaime
• The story of broken blood vessels by alyssa-cruz, read by maxClimb

Download at http://e2podcast.spunkotronic.com/casts/old/e2Podcast32.mp3

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The Everything2 Podcast, Episode 1, Season 3.

• Aurora Australis by Iceowl, produced magnificently by JellyFishGreen.
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life by junkpile, read by Panamaus.
• Katie, formerly known as Wolf by Prole, read by Aerobe
• We are the ghosts of the singing furies by Byzantine, read by Krenseby.
• The Everything2 Panel with Whiskeydaemon and Riverrun on E2 as Therapy.

Downloads at http://e2podcast.spunkotronic.com/casts/old/podcast31.mp3. RSS feeds are broken at the moment but will be reinstated soon.

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December 23, 2007

The Everything2 Podcast, Season 2, Episode 12.

With extra jingling and messages of peace and love by Jack and Dann.

Nodes:

are a surprise.

Download now at http://e2podcast.spunkotronic.com/casts/old/podcast212.mp3.

Itunes users get it automatically in their stockings.

Happy Holidays,

H.

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The Everything2 Podcast, Season 2, Episode 11

Dedicated to The Debutante, who had to do this six times for me (and my hardware, and my software) to finally get my act together.

Nodes:

• Hatless, by Webster 1913, read by Sam512
• The Poet and The Worm, by Simulacron3
• What do moths do during the day?, by Speedo, read by his excellency Lord_Brawl
• Interview with The_Debutante (no, really!)
• I dedicate all my love to your hot inner beauty, by ToasterLeavings, read by Creases.

These things just get better and better. Direct download at http://e2podcast.spunkotronic.com/casts/old/e2Podcast211.mp3. Itunes subscriber will get it automatically.

H.

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The Everything2 Podcast Episode 10, Season 2

This podcast could be called excellent and ecclectic. I call it 'fecking brillant'.

Nodes:

• Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt by junkpile, read by Lord_Brawl and Graceness
• I am the very model of a modern E2 editor by Demeter, sung by Wiccanpiper
• I hate this god damn robot by Artman2003, played by Junkill and numerous electronic effects

Available from http://e2podcast.spunkotronic.com/casts/old/podcast210.mp3. Itunes or Gpodder subscribers will get it with the next update.

Good one, this one.

H.

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September 3, 2007

Recorded live during the second quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, containing adult content. Unfortunately, contrary to Dimview's statement, there is quite a bit of background noise on the recording. Must be her.

Nodes:

• James Joyce's love letters to Nora Barnacle by Hazelnut, read by the author
• Hedgehog by Sloebertje, read by the author
• How the Earth was destroyed by Sam512, read by Wntrmute, Kohlcass and Dimview
• Thoughts on Asking random people for wisdom by Kizor

Direct download at http://e2podcast.spunkotronic.com/casts/old/podcast29.mp3, itunes users will get it via magic.

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August 6, 2007

The Everything2 Podcast, Episode 8, Season 2

Nodes:

• Thoughts on "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II by Kohlcass
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band by texty, read by Sam512
• knots and ribbons at the ends of her arms by Angela, read by DonJaime
• Voices of Everythingians, the remix of the remix, by srkorn

Direct download at http://e2podcast.spunkotronic.com/casts/old/podcast28.mp3, itunes users will get it via magic.

H.

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July 16, 2007

The Everything2 Podcast, Episode 7, Season 2

It's a good one, kids.

Nodes:

• The house on the island where she was born by iceowl, read by Kohlcass
• Little fish are sweet by JohnnyGoodyear, read by Dermot Reilly. Or the other way around, I don't know.
• Fly Boy by Lucy-S, read by Braunbeck
• Yes, I am helloing into a box. There is an echo. by etouffee
• welcome to role playing game by Igloowhite
• Brad, what if I told you I belonged to a network of freedom fighters by Igloowhite, all read by RoguePoet

Direct download at http://e2podcast.spunkotronic.com/casts/old/podcast27.mp3. Itunes users should get it automatically.

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June 24, 2007

The Everything2 Podcast Episode 6, Season 2.

The 'I can't get no satisfaction if you don't bloody contribute' issue.

Nodes:

• Video by Jack, read by himself
• Italo Disco by Waverider37, read by himself
• Rules that don't apply to you by JohnnyGoodyear, read by Angela

As a bonus there's the Ninjagirls theme tune and some real italo disco.

Direct download at http://e2podcast.spunkotronic.com/casts/old/e2pod26.mp3

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May 10, 2007

The Everything2 Podcast, Season 2, Episode 5.

Nodes:

• In vino veritas by Halspal, read by Kozmund
• Farm auctions rip me in half, by The Grim Reaper, read by Lord_Brawl
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?, by Mer, read by Scribe
• Land of the Free (some assembly required), by Johnny Goodyear, read by Junkill
• Voices of Everythingians megamix

Itunes subscribers will get it automatically, direct download is from http://e2podcast.spunkotronic.com/casts/old/podcast25.mp3

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April 28, 2007

Nodes:

• How to be an asshole by EvilCatullus
• John Thomas Cholmondeley-Minge by Wertperch, read by Wiccanpiper
• Wednesday night, Henderson by EvilCatullus, read by Eien_Meru
• Chase scene by The Custodian
• Two stick figures leaning towards each other, heads touching by Jack

Available via itunes or direct download at http://e2podcast.spunkotronic.com/casts/old/e2pod42.mp3

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April 3, 2007

Nodes:

• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake! by EvilCatullus, read by Dimview and Junkill
• I need to search your vehicle by Roninspoon, read by Archiewood
• Interview with the freshest member of the editorial team, Walter
• The ultimate Zen Node by Roninspoon
• Butterfly Soup, by Grundoon, read by the author.

This conglomeration of the mining industry, E2 and a warped brain is brought to you by itunes or direct download at http://e2podcast.spunkotronic.com/casts/old/e2pod32.mp3

Peace,

H.

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21.3.07

Season 2 Episode 2

Content:

• Your hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans by ToasterLeavings, read by Felttips
• Pave America by Bookreader, read by the author
• The Leviathan Penile Counting Machine by futilelord, read by the author
• Interview with Izubachi
• Paper, and paper of color by Jack, read by Angela

Available as usual via itunes and via direct download at http://e2podcast.spunkotronic.com/casts/old/e2podcast22.mp3

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It's back.

8.3.2007 The Everything2 Podcast Season 2, Episode 1

Contents:

• Needless to say, it is my favorite dream by icicle, read by rummage
• The boisterous bishop of Southwark by aneurin, read by Dimview
• Extended interview with feature guest at chez Heisenberg, panamaus

Available as usual via itunes and via direct download at http://e2podcast.spunkotronic.com/casts/old/e2pod21.mp3

Thanks to panamaus for his stellar contribution and garlic consumption.

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The first season of the E2 Podcast is now finished. The second season will start after 3 months break with new features, new nodes and the same old Heisenberg. In the future I might record the podcast nude.

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Podcast Nr 12, 21.12.06

Nodes:

• Happy (SEASON) to you, (ACQUAINTANCE NAME)! by Quizro, read by Spiregrain
• The pwning of Judas by Dimview, read by Junkill
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up by Mojo, read by The Custodian
• knots and ribbons at the ends of her arms(ButterfingerMcFLurried Remix) by Angela , performed by GentlemanJim

Direct download at http://e2podcast.spunkotronic.com/casts/old/e2pod13.mp3

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Podcast Nr 11, 6.12.06

Nodes:

• Canada Boy Kohlcass, read by Iwhosawtheface
• Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?, by Iwhosawtheface, read by Kohlcass
• The Price of Love by C-Dawg, read by the author
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns by Yossarian, read by The Custodian

Direct download at http://e2podcast.spunkotronic.com/casts/old/podcast12.mp3

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Podcast Nr 10, 21.11.06.

Nodes:

• Fritz the Cat by Rootbeer277, read by himself
• peeps cellar by Oakling, read by (?) herself
• So I soloed the Airplane by Wiccanpiper, read by Wrinkly
• March 9, 2003 by Sam512, read by himself
• Intestine Conspiracies by FerreroNutella, read by KtheJoker

Direct download at http://e2podcast.spunkotronic.com/casts/old/e2pod11.mp3

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Podcast Nr. 9, 7.11.06. Nodes

• Adven Turing by JohnnyGoodyear, probably read by himself
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking by AudieMcCall, read by Junkill
• Homologous Series by Waverider37, read by himself
• You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind. by Angela, read by herself
• jackie boy by Henry Flower, read by Bitriot
• God Algorithm by Aphexious, read at the Portland Nodeslam

Direct download at http://e2podcast.spunkotronic.com/casts/old/e2pod10.mp3

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Podcast Nr 8., 25.10.06. Nodes:

• novel by mw, read by paraclete
• nathan, this is unacceptable by dem bones, read by angela
• interview with Lord Brawl
• Going to Kevin's, by lovejoyman

Direct download at http://e2podcast.spunkotronic.com/casts/old/e2pod9.mp3

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Podcast Nr 7., 21.10.06. Nodes

• She does not know how much I need this, by deep thought, read by the custodian.
• EURion Constellation by Spiregrain, read by the author.
• Choose your words carefully; now throw them away by yossarian, read by Eien_Meru
• This bridge that is my back and Imogene, by dannye, read by the man himself
• untitled, by footprints
• Cocoa Pebbles by generic-man

Direct download at http://e2podcast.spunkotronic.com/casts/old/e2pod8.mp3

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Podcast Nr 6. 13.10.06. Nodes:

• The future like a corpse in snow by sockpuppet, read by The Custodian
• God slipped away quietly, during third period physics class by hunt05, read by KtheJoker
• Glass Houses by Jack, read by the author
• Tales of MYSTERY and the UNEXPLAINED by WolfDaddy, read by Jet-Poop

Direct download at http://e2podcast.spunkotronic.com/casts/old/e2pod7.mp3

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Podcast Nr 5. 26.9.2006. Nodes:

• Counting in Breton, read and written by themanwho
• Why is there no Moloch13 by Moloch36, read by Angela
• How to set yourself on Fire, read and written by SharQ
• Some of our friends are three minutes long by etouffee, read by Angela
• The Bear FAQ by dpride, read by Craze
• Kevin Keegan Perm by mgriffithsuk

Direct download at http://e2podcast.spunkotronic.com/casts/old/e2podcast6.mp3

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Podcast Nr 4. 21.9.06. Nodes

• Lost in Translation by Brooks Marlin, read by the author
• Jenga by TenMinJoe, read by the author
• Wrap Up In Noder Love: An E2 Craft Project and Fundraiser by Hyphenated
• Sensei, we've got another lesbian stuck in the goddamn shredder by Djuxtaposition, read by The Custodian

Direct download link is: http://e2podcast.spunkotronic.com/casts/old/e2pod5.mp3

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Podcast 3. 12.9.06. Nodes

• Geminids by Doyle, read by litlebertha
• Only child: Downside by Dannye, read by Jet-Poop
• Interview with Eien_Meru
• There goes the neighborhood! 2: Unfinished Business by Izubachi, read by the author
• Things men want when they're drunk by Mike626

Direct download at http://e2podcast.spunkotronic.com/casts/old/e2pod4.mp3

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Podcast 2. 29.8.06. Nodes

• Titan Arum by Rootbeer277, read by the author
• August 21, 2006 by Izubachi
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars. by etouffee
• Insulting Softlinks by mblase

Direct download at http://e2podcast.spunkotronic.com/casts/old/e2pod3.mp3

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Podcast 1. 15.8.06. Nodes:

• Buying lingerie for your girlfriend - the definitive guide by Paraclete,
• January 22, 2004 by Lovejoyman and
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there by McSey.

Direct download at http://e2podcast.spunkotronic.com/casts/old/e2pod2.mp3