From the movie Scrooged:

Another fine television product brought to you by network president Frank Cross (Bill Murray). It’s a typical Christmas Eve at Santa’s Workshop at the North Pole, with Santa Claus and the elves busy finishing the toys and so forth. Is that a meteor? No! Incoming! Terrorists (or somebody really pissed off at the coal in their stocking) are attacking Santa’s Workshop. Mrs. Claus opens a cabinet and starts passing out automatic weapons to the elves while the terrorists are advancing on the workshop.

Then a snowmobile drives up. At first, you think it’s a terrorist, but it’s none other than Lee Majors come to save the day! He’s being a very good boy this year, Santa notes, before Majors unleashes deadly hot lead on the invading terrorists.

Yule love it!

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