Findings:

• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• it made me sick but kept me warm
• Everything But the Girl
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
• Nobody for me but you
• OBAFGKM
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• You say you love; but with a voice
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• There are a million girls like me out there
• You're a girl to me, plain and simple.
• The Girl I Left Behind Me
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• some girls find older chaps pretty kinky
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Growing older makes me depressed
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• But thanks for playing
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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