Findings:
- It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
- Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
- Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Spilling over into words, we run out of space too soon
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- Loneliness is but a myth dispelled by you
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- the linear and the docile go feral at her command. we're on the run from rogue rivers and predatory trains.
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- The train's heart is big and black, but it cries to lonely sky
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- cancer kids hangin around out by the trains
- Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
- Don't run over fire hose
- Let's Run Over Lionel Richie With A Tank
- Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
- My fingers flow over a keyboard, but words jumble at my teeth
- I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
- Not really by the rules, but...
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- Butt's Twelve by Pies
- You can run, but you can't hide
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
- So runs my dream; but what am I?
- and my heart sings of cupboards opening by rainbow seashore but
- My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
- Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"
- your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
- An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
- the train wrecks run on time
- rise over run
- Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
- All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace
- I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
- Soon, I will run... but not away
- Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
- All Over but the Shoutin'
- But who codes the coders?
- Everything But the Girl
- butt naked
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- but
- butt set
- Mr. Butts
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- There is no god but God
- I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
- Every Which Way but Loose
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Butt hinge
- Butt joint
- Butt weld
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- But I got a B- in penmanship
- But thanks for playing
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- But my computer really IS possessed
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Butt crack of dawn
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Things people put up their butts
- Project B.U.T.T.
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
- terrified but hopeful
- anti-abortion but pro-choice
- Straight but not Narrow
- I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
- The odds are good, but the goods are odd
- Scrabble words with a Q but no U
- Monkey Butt!
- butt breath
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- Something Childish, but Very Natural
- Genuine but Insignificant Cause
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- butts ARE litter
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- But what are they really thinking?
- Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- But I digress
- If I could slip this skin but for a moment
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- BQN: But, one for all?
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Sexist jokes
- Yard Butt
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Free but worthless shares
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I know you are, but what am I?
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- It never rains but it pours
- Can't nothin' fail but a try
- What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- How to train your Discordian
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- But there are NUNS watching us!
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- General Butt Naked
- I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
- It hasn't been so long, but
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- Push butt: Rub hands under arm
- It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
- I love my apartment but hate the management.
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- History is not just for the past, but for the future
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- butt rot
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
- The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- My Mother and I Love Your Butt
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
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