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• You think about Everything when wrecking your car
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• Think about that on your next trip to the dinosaur planet, jerk
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• I shiver because I think you make my bones glow.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• The Number: A Completely Different Way To Think About the Rest Of Your Life
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Thousand-word paragraphs give me a headache
• How To Think About God
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
• Think about you
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• It is still hard to think about you without resorting to riddles and pointless pondering
• What religions think about Jesus Christ
• Just give him the damned fish
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• These are the only hands I can give
• My heart feels filled with warm water when I think of these things
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• Did you think I would give up that easily?
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Porn industry
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Conventional views about human cloning
• Think About Mutation
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• sit in the corner and think about what you've done
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• I try not to think about it
• The average male thinks about sex every seven seconds
• In front of the tv, numb, trying not to think about it
• When you think about smoking
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• Photography and religion
• I'm All You Can Think About
• This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
• No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I'll give you something to cry about
• I think about my answer
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Don't think about it
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
• This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About
• Simply messing about in boats
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• I shall not fear these streets, because I run these streets
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• I Think I Lost My Headache
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I married him because he was not mean
• I think a lot about the rabbits
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• She thought about giving him her heart
• There's Something About Mary
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• About a Boy
• What About Bob?
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• See a man about a dog
• Daleks and stairs
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• about nobody (superdoc)
• Tell me a story about trains
• 10 Things I Hate About You
• Nodes about measurement
• about an Alice
• precision vs. accuracy
• about box
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• One good thing about gangs
• Tell me a story about rains
• Something I thought only I thought about
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
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• Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt
• Sexual myths about women
• "true" story about Poincaré's baker
• About Koji - A Starter For Making Saké
• A Story About Magic
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• naive perceptions about software development
• You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• This scenario is about to self-destruct
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• The Girl from Ipanema
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• A joke about tax collectors
• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia
• Something about parts of you
• Tell me about your secret places
• I have more stories about trains for you
• Things About To Come My Way
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• A few crucial things about Conrad
• i had a dream about the future
• the one about the teddy bears
• Knowing your brain is about to grow outward, a flower in full bloom
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• About Du Fu
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• What are you talking about?
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Why nodes about Canada suck
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
• DEA arrests just about everybody
• All About Touching
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• a narrative about my relationship

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