Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "The biggest, ugliest, meanest fairy you're gonna run across. Not very smart, but he doesn't need to be. His lone weakness: he's afraid of moths."

• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• He flops over and bonks his head
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• He did very little harm
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• he doesn't talk
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He smiles but it's not real.
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• He doesn't know what he's missing
• He doesn't bite
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books.
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• He made a way to his anger
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• He just left his body
• he is too shy to write his tale
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• He weaves his words
• He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• The grass that needed to be cut
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Bride
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• I don't need to be loved by you
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• you're afraid
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• but you wanna be bad
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
• If you're afraid of the dark remember the night rainbow
• Be Not Afraid
• Does a modern state need to be a Democracy?
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• as X as I Need to Be
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom

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