Findings:
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger.
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- in case the sun ever would conquer the earth
- Surely he would remember this
- He Who Would Valiant Be
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
- If you existed I would never get out of bed
- Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
- He would shrink into the sky if he could
- If I were Twenty-One I would get married
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- he would have laughed
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- How would you know? And how could you ever know?
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- he would have cried
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
- Using the closest available aerosol product as bug spray
- happily ever after
- ever
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- Now more than ever
- The best teacher I ever had
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- oh ever so slowly
- So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- Worst episode ever
- The cruelest thing you've ever done
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- Does this ever go away?
- Medgar Evers
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- Live the greatest story ever told
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- Do you start feeling, ever?
- Will Everything ever stop expanding?
- All that I am and ever want to be
- Unhappily Ever After
- You mean the me that you would be
- Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
- The worst name ever
- fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
- The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
- The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
- The most beautiful computer ever
- The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
- Ebonics began with pirates
- The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
- Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- The most disturbing thing I ever saw
- The best line I ever used
- Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
- Probably the saddest thing ever
- Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- Don't you ever go to work?
- Will I ever know?
- the hottest it has ever been
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world
- The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
- The first dollar I ever made
- Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
- The Best Feeling Ever
- Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
- Parking warning
- the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
- Nothing ever changes
- Whatever and Ever Amen
- Ever felt that?
- Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- The most confusing bet ever
- It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- Same as it Ever Was
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- No one ever listens to the bassist
- The first bear I ever saw
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- The biggest bottle of tequila I ever saw
- The Greatest Snowball That I Ever Witnessed
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- The greatest paper ever written
- Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- There's no such thing as happily ever after.
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
- The saddest funeral I've ever performed
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- The best comeback ever
- Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
- Have you ever made a just man?
- Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
- The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- Greatest Story Ever Told
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- Best Death Ever
- The Greatest Story Ever Told
- No government can ever give you freedom
- The Road Goes Ever On
- All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
- Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
- Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
- She ain't heavy, she's a mother
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
- Tinker to Evers to Chance
- If you are ever involved in a multiple-car pile-up
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
- We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
- The most beautiful chess move ever played
- All I ever wanted to be
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- The greatest drill command ever
- The First Ever E2 Triple Noder Birthday Bash (and Central Florida Cabal gathering)!
- The biggest dose of LSD ever
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- ever (user)
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
- Best smoke I've ever had
- I've been smoking ever since
- Don't work at a golf course
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- The best formation pilot I ever saw
- The Only Song I've Ever Written
- You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- Johnny Evers
- The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
- Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
- first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
- The harshest winter ever
- You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
- Snow-white solstice in Switzerland: first ever helvetic nodermeet
- only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
- risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
- Shortest science fiction story ever
- Roller Derby
- Best Week Ever
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- evers (user)
- If I ever lose my legs
- All you ever dream
- If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
- Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
- Just in case you ever wondered..
- Longest science fiction story ever
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- the only comfort we could ever have
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