Findings:
- When your far-away boyfriend visits, consider your roommate
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- You know you're a geek when...
- Thoughts that randomly pop into your mind when masturbating
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
- In a certain faraway land
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- Swing when you're winning
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
- What To Expect When You're Expecting
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- When you're home alone
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- You're never around when I need you
- When Good King Arthur Ruled This Land
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- You're pretty when you're quiet
- You're pretty when you cry
- Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
- When You're Evil
- when you're ready to touch me again
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth
- the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- About gradual producing of the thoughts when talking
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- When you're dead, you're dead
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- Time flies when you're having fun
- Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- When you're alone
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- You know you're in the SCA when
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- I'll explain it when you're older
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Sing when you're winning
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- When We left Earth
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
- What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- Only when you're older
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- You know you're blacked out when...
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- When you're loving me, I love you most
- When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
- When over 95% of its people endure unspeakable torture daily, Planet Earth is officially known as a prison
- Lord Christ, When First You Came to Earth
- Earth Alliance
- They can see that you're missing something inside
- Middle Earth
- Spaceship Earth
- Crisis on Infinite Earths
- young earth creationist
- From the Earth to the Moon
- Earth Force
- Hell on Earth
- The Day the Earth Stood Still
- Flat Earth Society
- Gloranthan earth goddess
- earth tones
- Earth: Final Conflict
- Earth Girls Are Easy
- Earth flax
- Earth shine
- scorched earth policy
- Alkaline Earth Metals
- Earth Rune
- The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
- Night On Earth
- War in Middle Earth
- Protection of Earth
- At the Earth's Core: Prologue
- At the Earth's Core: Chapter 1
- At the Earth's Core: Chapter 3
- At the Earth's Core: Chapter 4
- At the Earth's Core: Chapter 5
- At the Earth's Core: Chapter 6
- At the Earth's Core: Chapter 7
- At the Earth's Core: Chapter 10
- At the Earth's Core: Chapter 11
- At the Earth's Core: Chapter 12
- At the Earth's Core: Chapter 13
- At the Earth's Core: Chapter 14
- At the Earth's Core: Chapter 15
- Let the earth hear his voice
- Mother Earth Mother Board
- Earth, My Likeness
- The highways are the capillaries of the earth
- Magma is the blood that spews from the earth
- Volcanoes are the pores of the earth's face
- Flat Earth News
- Salt of the Earth
- moose flesh tastes irrevocably of the earth
- At the round earth's imagin'd corners, blow
- If Jesus came to Earth now
- A Song of the Rolling Earth
- T.A.Z.: Hollow Earth
- A Proposal For An Expedition To Our Hollow Earth
- Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
- The meek shall inherit the Earth
- Earth Day
- Hollow Earth theory
- The most beautiful woman on Earth
- If biology must teach about creation, should geography teach about a flat earth?
- Living on Earth
- Friends of the Earth International
- Messages from Earth
- Earth God
- Earth's Answer
- evil earth (user)
- oldest Earth rock
- Estimating the age of the Earth using the Bible
- The Greatest Show Off Earth
- Homeric Hymn to Earth the Mother of All
- Rare Earth
- Good Earth Original Sweet & Spicy Tea Blend
- Herbs to get in touch with the element of earth
- The Day The Earth Stood Stupid
- How Fragile is Life on Earth?
- Deadlands Hell on Earth
- depths of the earth
- Defenders of the Earth
- Minor Earth Major Sky
- Earth Week
- God of Earth and Outer Space
- All Creatures of the Earth and Sky
- All People That on Earth Do Dwell
- Visitors from Planet Earth
- The Earth is blue like an orange
- Mission Earth
- Not to Touch the Earth
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