Findings:
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- All you ever did was let it happen
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- She pulled the "I love you" on me
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- Everything Stalin did was legal
- She loved me for my maths
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- The greatest drill command ever
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
- She approached me with some vague line
- no easy love could ever make me feel the same
- I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
- There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- This node was made for you and me
- She only wants me for sex
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- She said she loved me
- She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
- What did you See in Me?
- Before you, there was me
- she, he, and me
- I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
- She said she loved me. The knife came down.
- She saved me from Hylas' fate
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- We did not know it was a war
- did you ever wonder (user)
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- all she ever wanted
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Same as it Ever Was
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
- I Hear it was Charged Against Me
- She just looks at me
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- I was a homeless bum
- I won't ever understand me
- that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
- I Was Lost and You Found Me
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
- The portion of her face she allows me to see
- Tell him, she told me
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- She doesn't need me anymore
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- She is still undoing me.
- man when you are telling me how it was
- You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
- Live the greatest story ever told
- who did this to me?
- The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- Was it ever there?
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- God keep me from ever completing anything
- the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- the greatest ever tv series
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- My first comet
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- That one makes me scream, she said
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- Your giant squid are precious to me. Did you know that?
- Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
- She kills me
- she spent the night gingerly peeling me off the moon.
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- She only wants me for tech support
- She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- She wakes me up by tickling my feet
- i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
- she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
- The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
- There was no one waiting for me...
- She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I was me before being me was cool.
- She looks at me and she laughs
- she seems bored with me after all this time
- Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
- She Blinded Me With Science
- She cleaned up for me at least.
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- Two condoms, she makes me wear
- Well, what happened? Did she succeed?
- Did you once stand before me without shame?
- I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
- Did it ever make you cry ?
- i mean honestly what did the dodo ever do for us
- You asked me to leave. So I did.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- The greatest paper ever written
- The Greatest Story Ever Told
- Greatest Story Ever Told
- The Greatest Snowball That I Ever Witnessed
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
- An Impassioned Case for Why Predator is One of the Greatest Films Ever Made
- like nothing ever was
- GISHWHES (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen)
- You are precious to me. Did you know that?
- in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- Did You Save One Of Me?
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
- She misses me
- Was that real, or did I dream it?
- Did you think of me before you knew me?
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- I did not approach people; people did not approach me
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- She told me to say that
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- She Loves Me
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- Everything Hitler did was legal
- Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
- She loves me, she loves me not
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- The stars were bright that night she left me forever
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
- My grandma died yesterday. Did she die?
- She Fucks Me
- risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
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