Findings:
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- His actions have already scarred American history.
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Spring doesn't care about you at all
- Willem Dafoe doesn't care about you
- If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
- Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
- George Bush doesn't care about black people
- When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
- You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
- Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
- play dumb
- sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
- It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
- Music need not be popular to be good
- Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
- We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- I don't care about the air
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- The next mass extinction may have already begun.
- Who wants to be a high school graduate?
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- I wouldn't be caught dead
- Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- Find someone who dreams about people like you
- This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
- Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
- I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- I want to hear about his day in person
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
- I know what it's like to be dead
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
- Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
- may you be granted a purple robe
- The Man Who Would Be King
- well, I'll be jiggered
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- The friend who knows a lot about computers
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
- I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
- I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
- Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
- Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- Nobody cares about your fucking breasts!
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
- The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
- your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
- Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
- Soldiers who wish to be a hero
- Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
- I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
- Even the dead will not be safe
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- Aspects of American society that may be new to you
- I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- May the Force be with you
- all the cute guys will be there
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Already Dead: A California Gothic
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
- Information doesn't want to be anything
- Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
- Who Will Be There
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- Your anti-religious stance may be confusing the organization of religion with religion itself
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
- Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
- we who are about to die salute you
- Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
- General sexuality newsgroup
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- A boat does not care about its wake
- Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
- Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
- Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
- Does anyone still care about freedom?
- Why I no longer care about pretty girls
- If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
- Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
- The extroverted feeler fails to care about spelling
- this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- I couldn't care less about diversity
- Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
- Why should I care about proper HTML when it looks fine on my browser? (document)
- The bored who complain
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- People who carp about their jobs
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- people got a lot of ideas about who i am
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
- Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
- If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
- i dream about the ones who are gone
- Missing in Action and Presumed Dead
- a boy cries behind the bright screen of his phone; another lays mumbling about a ballads of his misfortune
- If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
- Django Reinhardt was dead already
- the already dead
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- An angry rant about health care in Netherlands
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
- We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
- WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
- Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- we are already dead. this is all there is.
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
- Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
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