Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "The language of the old country. Most humans can't manage it unless they've been eating gravel. No use translating it: you guys don't have profanities strong enough for it to carry over well."

• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Stoned music memories
• No, I don't have channel 11
• You have no power over me
• A conversation with old country guys is like being a chicken dentist
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• No Country for Old Men
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• No use crying over spilt milk
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Front porch, what should have been said
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• What have you been smoking?
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• i have been burning for so long
• you can't have it both ways
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• Why can't I get over her
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• This can't end well
• Carry Me back to Old Virginny
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• This is why we can't have nice things
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• we should listen to the birds. they've been here far longer than we
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• You can't teach an old dog new tricks
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You can't have everything
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• i can't hear you over the chewing
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• if I can't have silence
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Voice Carry Over
• What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
• I could have been Canadian
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• you would have been
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• What Might Have Been
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I can't believe it's not human flesh
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• you can't recreate what's over
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• it's mine, and you can't have it
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• Can't We Just Use Cavorite?
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• Hearing Carry Over
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• you can't hear my voice cause i'm not loud enough
• If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
• We can't stop here. This is bat country!
• How long have you been in love with her?
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• He's been places they have not.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• I could have been one of a two
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer

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