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• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I remember when all this was trees
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I remember, there was one
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• Besides the part where she was the only one
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• There was no one waiting for me...
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• When she was bad
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• Remember when the modern prison system was considered progressive?
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• man when you are telling me how it was
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• Was it ever there?
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• She always was devious in her beauty
• more sure of all I thought was true
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• All you ever did was let it happen
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• What the hell was she thinking?
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• The House on the Island Where She Was Born
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
• She was cilantro, jalapeño, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• She was locked in time
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• She was the seed of a strange tomorrow
• She was very beautiful. Y'know?
• piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• I remember the minimizer's playbook before it was killing grandmas
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• Last year was always better
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• Before you, there was me
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• One hour there was sunlight
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• She was steady
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight

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