Findings:

• Would you like to see me masticate?
• Me And Jesus The Pimp In A '79 Granada Last Night
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• me or the gun
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Real Me
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• The Imaginary Friend with a Real Gun
• That would be me
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• the real me
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• Dreamed Me a Dream Last Night
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
• as close to me as drawn gun on a dark street
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• There is no real me
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• I wish you would talk to me
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• if you weren't real I would make you up
• You mean the me that you would be
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Just don't expect me to understand
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• People just expect things from me
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• Me and a Gun
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• what I want and what is expected of me
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• anyone lived in a pretty how town
• Never trust anyone over 30
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Ebonics began with pirates
• A word from anyone's alien
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Being a dickhead
• Racquetball, anyone?
• To anyone contemplating suicide
• Despite the myth, alcohol is not good for anyone
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• how to give anyone artificial dandruff
• They'll let anyone into Paradise
• There's no room in my life for anyone to stay
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• How to Talk to Anyone
• Chess, anyone?
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• It is possible to know anyone you wish to create
• Architecture, Anyone? Cautionary Tales of the Building Art
• You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• Is anyone out there?
• indulgence, anyone?
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• A Brief History of Briefs
• brief
• Super Sunday: a brief primer
• Sea brief
• A brief history of Pi
• A brief comparison of Japanese and Western theater techniques
• A Brief History of Medicine
• A brief history of books
• Tanks: A Brief History and Hunting Guide
• A Brief History of Japanese Brush Calligraphy
• A Brief History of Time
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• And in that brief moment, I indeed felt cool
• one brief moment of bliss
• Brief Lives
• boxer briefs
• A Brief History of Placekickers in Football
• A Brief History of New York City's Early Graffiti
• A Brief History of Computing
• A moon, reflected in a tin ashtray. A brief pale sun, shrouded and without heat.
• A Brief Guide To C
• Brief Interviews with Hideous Men
• My brief career as an international fashion model
• A Brief History of Electronic Music
• Brief perfection
• Brief Encounter
• Brief email with msgs from sensei, August 24th, 2001 (document)
• fold-out instructions, an index, paper cut-outs, and a brief apology
• A Brief History of Radio
• A Brief History of Running
• Brief Respite
• A brief history of the IEEE
• A brief history of video game movies
• Boston sports fans and their teams: A brief but angsty perspective
• A Brief Defense of the Confederate Flag
• Responding to a tender brief
• A brief moment in years
• A Brief History Of Rhyme
• Brandeis Brief
• A Brief History of Everything
• How to sing: a brief guide
• A brief guide to antique and collectible radios
• The brief nightmare waits anxiously for dawn, tearing flesh and drinking spilled blood while it still can.
• A brief history of waste
• A brief history of libraries
• expect
• You are not expected to understand this
• T.A.Z.: Communique #10: Plenary Session Issues New Denunciations--Purges Expected
• Maybe grief expects poor nutrition.
• Expect nothing and you shall have everything
• Why are men always expected to make the first move?
• My Heart is lost, What Can I Now Expect
• I expect to be Mr. Toast and Soup tomorrow.
• A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
• What can we expect from the aliens?
• Don't expect God to save you
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• One should expect as much from a machine
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• expected family contribution
• expected value
• Infinite expected value
• expected spider
• The animals behind the glass are thrilling, as we expected
• I could not expect a single surprise
• Not What You Expected
• The night I almost expected
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• What to Expect With Acupuncture and Acupressure

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