Dear Better Business Bureau,
I am writing to report a case of online credit card theft.
More specifically, this complaint is directed at the
moJoe dating service.
After reading the fine European
travel brochure entitled, "
The kind of guy who would just bend me over a table and fuck me", produced by the
moJoe dating service, I signed the disclaimer and waiver via a
click-through agreement, typed in my
credit card number in the space provided, and clicked submit. My excitement grew as the next page of their website loaded. Unfortunately, my anticipation of a hot, steamy
sexual tryst imploded as I read what appeared on my screen next: "Thanks for the credit card number, sucker, I'll use the money to pay for dinner with your girlfriend tomorrow night."
I haven't seen her since. As such, I am deeply
dissatisfied with the level of service I have received from this company, and am filing a formal complaint. I can be reached via email should any further details be necessary, at: gullible@suckr.com
Thank you for your prompt attention regarding this matter.