...is whoever you are
dancing,
kissing or having
sex with right now. If you're not doing any of those things, then you can basically just pick a woman at
random and you'll be sure to
piss someone off.
I know this sounds trite and corny but I really believe that, if you're doing any of the above things correctly, everyone and everything else in the world disappears, so how could anyone else take the title?
Unless you're doing them in a non-dyadic fashion in which case things get more confusing.