Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "The nice thing about standards is that there are so many to choose from"

• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• haiku are nice until there are too many in one place
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• Are there still so many Nazis in Germany?
• You know there's so many people living in this house
• Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Why are there so many crazy people on the Internet?
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• there are only so many truths. everything else is derived
• there are many mansions in my father's house
• There's Something About Mary
• It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
• There's nowt so queer as folk
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• I have lost many things, so many
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• Many of our lowest priced attractions are right over there
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• There's nothing noble about being a soldier
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• So There We Were
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• There's something about a funeral
• Everything is about a week away from paying off
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• So why talk about politics now
• How many living things are there on earth?
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• For every delayed technology there is a sudden, completely unexpected advance that jumps at us from the shadows
• Why are there so many 1964 nickels?
• scattered like so many fallen rose petals
• There were many who went in huddled procession
• I convert my crushes into friends, and from there to the status of Muse
• The reason we were so excited about Y2K
• The houses there are nice, although the mosquitoes will eat you alive.
• So there is death in my voice; what of it?
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• so many of life's truths are merely the intersections of nature
• there is so much structure within numbers, the universe is just the counting of the integers.
• So there's this guy (poetry) mp3 (recording)
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
• You can't get there from here
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• The envelope held fingernail parings and a note which read, "There are more where these came from"
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• There's something about cats... (category)
• Nice Legs, Shame About Her Face
• Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
• There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• Why are so many Anime called {Adjective} {Occupation} {Proper Name} ?
• Why do so many people wear glasses?
• There are as many numbers between 0 and 1 as there are in the set of all real numbers
• qanat get there from here
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• So Many Roads
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Huddled shoulders and bent backs, like so many shadows
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• What we found hiding there, furious and so alone
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• So much for the nodegel Standards Committee.
• So there's this guy
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• The Girl from Ipanema
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• There is no such thing as writer's block for writers whose standards are low enough.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• How many infinities are there?
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• Too many songs about Superman. Not enough songs about Batman.
• There is nothing left to cry about
• Things I've learned about lesbians from porn
• There's more of gravy than of grave about you
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• All I Know About Science I Learned From Michael Crichton
• A quote about Russia from the Classic World Of Darkness wiki
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• There's something inherently sad about a park with no kids in it
• nice from a distance
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• There's something terribly romantic about addiction
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• So Far From Home
• stop adoring from so far away
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• There is something about airports and bus terminals
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• Official Rationalization: Why I See So Many Freaks in the City
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• How many melodies are there in the universe?
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• many far and lost from home (document)
• Why are there twice as many nodes as writeups?
• I used to have so many dreams
• So many dynamos!: And Other Palindromes
• So Many Frequencies
• Why did so many animals return to the sea
• Insulting softlinks
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• Counting proof that there are infinitely many prime numbers
• Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance?
• so many assholes
• so many books
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Furstenberg's proof that there are infinitely many prime numbers
• How many primes are there?
• Things I've learned about vendors from working for a dealership
• there are many ways to speak the truth
• so many people want the things that they're not willing to give
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• I know how many there are.
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• There is a part of me inside of you. Take care of it.
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• A joke about tax collectors
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine

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