(idea) by everyone Sat Nov 13 1999 at 14:44:44
All living organisms perform these nine basic functions:
  1. responsiveness
  2. adaptability
  3. growth
  4. reproduction
  5. movement
  6. metabolism
  7. absorption
  8. respiration
  9. excretion
      We here at Everything strongly recommend that they continue...


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