Findings:
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Hot pursuit
- Just to see what it would be like
- On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
- Children should be seen and not heard
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- Much like what music wants to be
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Laundry should be free
- Food should not be luminous
- Love should not be routine habitual bliss
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
- Automobile tire pressure
- No place I'd rather be
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- My RPG will be a work of art
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Should I be happy?
- I never thought it would be like this
- Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
- Why potheads should be eliminated
- Look siad me Be like me
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- I know what it's like to be dead
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- Work hard. Be strong.
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- What it's like to be free of the FBI
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
- she can't remember what it's like to be found
- Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- I Should Be Allowed To Think
- How Should A Person Be?
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- Not to die but to be reborn...
- Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
- car fog lamps should be coin-operated
- What it's like to be in love
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- rather be in Philadelphia
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- Daylight Savings Time should be ended
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- I should be able to remember your face
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- No threat should be taken lightly
- Work hard and be nice
- Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- I want it to be more like the things I write
- Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
- throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- What seems to be the problem officer?
- The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- It should not be this complicated
- Candles should be burned, not dusted
- School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
- The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- titles should be approached laterally
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
- Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
- silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
- Farmers' Market
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- What life after death will really be like
- Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
- Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- What is it like to be a bat?
- Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
- Like minded so you must be crazy
- I should be running in the sunshine
- My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- Things every child should be taught
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- All hardware should be emulated in software
- Nothing could be close to quite like this
- stupidity should be painful
- Should high school be mandatory?
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Mind without body
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- Names that should never be given to important files
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- What it's like to be skinny
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- AI should be our top priority.
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- Be different, just like everyone else
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
- Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- Be a model or just look like one
- why you should never be a referee
- Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
- She must be what cocaine is like
- Starving in the greenhouse
- Should copyright laws be revised?
- You Should Be Sober
- If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
- Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- Chalant should be a word!
- What is and what should never be
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- This node should be filled with bees!
- Why should we be moral?
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- Funerals should be a celebration
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