Findings:
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- I have good reason to be thirsty today
- A reason to drink
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- I don't have the time
- 10 perfectly good reasons not to exercise
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Good reasons to miss someone
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Why don't I have votes today?
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
- Taste So Good
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Guitar strings don't make good tattoo needles
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- Good reasons not to wear make-up
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- good reasons to hate someone
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- 10 perfectly good reasons not to exorcise
- Does that phone taste good?
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Taste and see that the Lord is good
- So you don't have to
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- We don't write poetry because it's cute
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- Baptist fear of dancing
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Good reasons to leave my computer-centred world alone
- good reasons to be content
- good reasons to get an education
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- A Good Reason To Get Drunk
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- I have a good rapport with animals
- Nothing tastes as good as terror
- breakfast tastes good come funeral morning
- The mere fact that something is true is not a good reason to say it.
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- kid in a candy store
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- Good Girls Don't
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- you don't have to do this
- evil triumphs when men don't do good
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- Good reasons to get decapitated
- it's good to have a moose
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- Why should the Devil have all the good music
- Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
- good reasons to avoid decapitation
- good grammar, good taste
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
- No good reason whatsoever
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- Good Luck, Have Fun
- Always In Good Taste
- A darn good reason to cover the trash can
- Pigs have good noses
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- the rats have discovered what the third rail is good for
- We atheists have a good sense of humor
- because I have given up any care
- I HAVE CANDY GET IN THE VAN
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I just happened to walk into this liquor store looking for candy and ginger ale
- Don't take candy from strangers
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Baptist jokes
- I don't have a television set
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- The reason why it's so hard to stay true to yourself is because it's so easy to lose yourself.
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- I have a punklin and you don't
- Cats don't have brakes
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Stoned music memories
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- don't throw good money after bad
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- You don't have to remember my name
- You don't need a reason to cry
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- No, I don't have channel 11
- You don't have any real problems
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- We don't make good wives
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
- i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
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