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• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• How much for the little girl?
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• To that cute little goth girl sitting in the pizza parlour
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• How a little girl learns to ride a bike
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Music need not be popular to be good
• How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• University students can be really stupid
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• How To Be Good
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• How to Be a Complete Bastard
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• TV can be a good thing
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• The Man Who Would Be King
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• OBAFGKM
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• She must be what cocaine is like
• How the Internet came to be: On scaling
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• How to be a troll
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• It can be cold in the dark
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• How to be a Romantic Poet
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
• I used to be that girl.
• How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• How to be a fuck-up
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• How to be telekinetic
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Who Will Be There
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• Goops and How to be Them
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• How to be Exceptionally Friendly
• How the Moon Came to Be
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• How to be a good evil villain
• How to be a terrible customer
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• How the Internet Came to Be
• Knowledge can never be certain
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• play dumb
• We Can Be Together
• Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• murder can be fun
• How to be a backstabber
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Automobile tire pressure
• This poem can be put off no longer
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• Exes can be good things
• how to be a friend
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• How to be anonymous
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• There can be only one
• Why procrastination can be productive
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Be cool in college
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
• How the Sun Came to Be
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical
• Valour can be brown
• How to be a Jackass in your own home
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.

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