Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "The top 15 signs that your candidate's platform was created by crazy people."

• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Abraham Lincoln was a third-party candidate
• Prejudice and discrimination suffered by mentally ill people
• Top 100 countries ranked by area
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• Going by the script when talking to people
• War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Crazy? I was crazy once.
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Vaccines created by transplanting genes
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• People are sometimes very crazy
• Are the gospels written by the people they're attributed to?
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• How to really impress people using division by 7
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• Top 100 countries ranked by population
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• What was stolen by someone else
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• I was raised by the French government
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• why the so-called normal people do crazy stuff
• Why people put quotes around words on signs
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• This is a node that was solely created to fill the PQ criteria. Klaproth Ahoy!
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Crazy People
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Characterizing stoners by reference to stoned people
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• The Invasion of Ireland by Parlothan's People
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• 95% of the money is made by 5% of the people
• African Neutrality Act Signed By European Powers
• Personality is defined by other people
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• The Invasion of Ireland by Casnar's People
• The write-up contributed to by the most people
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• The inviolable censor created by the gaze of offline acquaintances
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• Planting by the signs
• every secret thing was made by some one
• Crazy people hanging out at the Carousel
• Man was created in God's image
• middle of summer how crazy it was
• Why are there so many crazy people on the Internet?
• smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• If a black hole were created on Earth
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• God was created in man's image
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• People referred to by three initials
• Speech given by the Israeli ambassador at the U.N to the Security Council on September 15, 2003
• 15 minutes of fame
• August 15, 1999
• October 15, 1999
• December 15, 1999
• January 15, 2000
• April 15
• November 15, 1999
• Genesis 15
• Exodus 15
• Leviticus 15
• Deuteronomy 15
• Joshua 15
• Judges 15
• 1 Samuel 15
• 2 Samuel 15
• 1 Kings 15
• 2 Kings 15
• 1 Chronicles 15
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• Psalm 15
• From a Letter to Grant Richards, October 15, 1905
• Matthew 15
• April 15, 2000
• Dream Log: April 15, 2000
• old chestnut:from 15 to 18
• answer:from 15 to 18
• The Didache 15
• Pellucidar: Chapter 15
• The Adventures of Tom Sawyer - Chapter 15
• Moby Dick - Chapter 15
• Mark 15
• Luke 15
• John 15
• May 15, 2000
• Dream Log: May 15, 2000
• Acts 15
• Romans 15
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 15
• old chestnut: 15 wires
• answer: 15 wires
• 1 Corinthians 15
• The Antichrist: Chapter 15
• The Light Princess: Chapter 15
• WoOz: 15 The Discovery of Oz the Terrible
• Seinfeld Episode 15
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 155
• June 15, 2000
• Pride and Prejudice - Chapter 15
• Tao Te Ching 15
• July 15, 2000
• Withdrawal Low: July 15, 2000
• Dream Log: July 15, 2000
• Revelation 15
• Augsburg Confession - Article 15
• Westminster Confession of Faith - Chapter 15
• NEMA 15
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 15
• August 15, 2000
• Rhonda, Age 15 Emergency Room
• Part 15
• March 15, 2001
• Astrophil and Stella: Sonnet 15
• Classical Mythology: Table 15
• 1 Maccabees 15
• Treaty on European Union: Protocols 1-5
• The Star-Child: Chapter 15
• April 15, 2001
• Dream Log: April 15, 2001
• 15 Big Ones
• The Green Album
• 2 Maccabees 15
• Federalist #15
• Emma - Chapter 15
• The Travels of Sir John Mandeville: Chapter 15
• Walking Man 15
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 15
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 15
• June 15, 2001
• Dream Log: June 15, 2001
• Mansfield Park - Chapter 15
• Tarzan of the Apes Chapter 15
• Warlord of Mars Chapter 15
• Return of Tarzan Chapter 15

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