Findings:
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- Where would America be without Canada?
- 4 step plan to getting laid
- They knew what our pain would be.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- A whimper would be fine
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- That Would Be Enough
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- eternity would be boring
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- I never thought it would be like this
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- That would be me
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- If you would be seated
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
- Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
- We Thought You Would Be Prettier
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- The Ten Commandments revised
- The Man Who Would Be King
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Mind without body
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- Just to see what it would be like
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- That I Would Be Good
- The best kind of bartender
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- it would be hilarious if only
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- Life without music would be a mistake
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- what would it take to be serene again?
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
- The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
- If you would be so kind
- What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- What one object of modern technology would bring you ultimate power in the 15th century ?
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- Dead Bandwidth
- Keep Napster and other peer-to-peer apps from eating your school's bandwidth
- Throughput vs Bandwidth
- Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
- Superfluous Information or Bandwidth Bandits
- They Might Be Giants
- Be
- Information wants to be free
- The revolution will not be televised
- I would know right away that it's you.
- I wanna be your dog
- Be yourself
- Should I be happy?
- the last shall be first and the first shall be last
- the world will be remade in our image
- Be all that you can be
- I know what it's like to be dead
- What's it going to be then, eh?
- I just want to be friends
- to live outside the law you must be honest
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- There shall be no more cakes and ale?
- So You Want to Be a Wizard
- WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
- Never be the first to let go
- The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
- Be Mine
- There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
- Soon to be off the air
- What the American people want politics to be
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Information cannot be owned
- Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
- Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
- Be Here Now
- Born to be Wild
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- Lessons to be learned from Napster
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- pretend to be an idiot all the time
- I wanna be your toothbrush holder
- Be a model or just look like one
- What does it mean to be religious?
- Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
- i've lost the ability to be truly bored
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