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• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• just like mom used to make
• The houses there are nice, although the mosquitoes will eat you alive.
• She could run a spiel like nobody's business. She could sell the world and make you wish for more.
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• There will be no more stories to read
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• all true revelation will seem like common sense unraveling before you
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• What life after death will really be like
• Will perfume or cologne make you more attractive?
• There will be time
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• It is well oiled, you will click into it like a happy cog
• Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Blink, and I will fade away like the mist on the beautiful morning of your birth
• Building software is like building a house
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• I just realized that I will not live to see the invention of time machines
• There's no place like homenode
• This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• all the cute guys will be there
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• May pre house the seamy side volitation
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I like that heavy name. I will carry it.
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Where the headstones will read like love letters.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Nodes which sarcastically argue a point in order to make the other side look foolish are funny
• It seems like the right thing to do
• How to tell if there's a fire on the other side of a door
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• Every door in my house just leads to another room
• How to turn a crack house into a crack home
• Make your keyboard's "Windows Keys" into "Super" shift keys for (X)Emacs
• Gray box on the side of your house
• It will never be just you
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• a steady diet of coincidences makes it easy to believe they are more than just coincidences
• How to make a left turn in LA
• Just to see what it would be like
• Who Will Be There
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• In the spark of an enemy, there will be salvation
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• There Will Be Pieces of You
• i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
• Does marijuana make you more creative?
• Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• throw yourself into a memory as if it were air, as if it will save you
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• I only crashed into your house a few times, come on
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Hot pursuit
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• It seemed like a good idea at the time
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• I will not spend my life like this
• They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
• Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
• Make like a hole in the water
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• She just stares at us like we're crazy
• Perhaps, like orange juice, I will grow to love him.
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• One word that will make others laugh
• small like a pretty round stone. that makes you think, "fuck yeah. what a nice stone."
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• the ghostly tools that dance behind my closed eyes, you will grasp like hammers
• You make that sound like a bad thing
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• All will be well again in time
• there will be a last
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
• Would you like to see my gingerbread house, Gretel?
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• sit like a house on fire
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• If I could draw houses like I can draw your breasts
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• standing on my lawn, with the scissors in your hands, and you could come in where you'd like, to my paper house
• We are like searchers in a house of darkness
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• the very houses seem asleep
• The House Smelled Like Blueberry Pie
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Be different, just like everyone else
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• There will never be another you
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• How to make a left turn in Pittsburgh
• Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Be a model or just look like one
• Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• H-Day: Sweden's conversion from left to right side driving
• You are talented; I would like to make love to you
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• ultimately, i just like you. more than anyone.
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• When I stop going there, I will be well.

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