My mother had a gynecologist
named Dr. Hole
. He had NO sense of humor
about it AT ALL
. It is not advisable to embarrass a gynecologist prior to an exam
. Wait until the end.
I once handled a phone customer who went by the name of 'Mr. Phuc'.
Also, Jamshed Mobed. I was enthralled by the idea of a jam shed and could not concentrate on much else.
So sorry Mr. Jamshed. Hope I did not mess up your account. I think of you often.
I had another customer whose first name was 'Chrispafer' as indicated on his driver’s license.
I knew a Gwendollyn who married a McGonagoogle and became Gwendollyn McGonagoogle-Steffen.
I used to keep a list of funny names, usually banking customers. A good one was Barry Sinrod, which sounds like a porn star. And Ed Outlaw, which sounds like a gun totin' advice columnist.
My supervisor once told me that she had been dating a man for a few months but he would not tell her his last name (always a bad sign). Finally she pried it out of him and discovered that his parents had saddled him with "Harry Bushwacker".