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• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• I remember the minimizer's playbook before it was killing grandmas
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• Learn the Rules Before You Break Them
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• I was never broken
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Before the World was Made
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• some say he was never here at all
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• I was me before being me was cool.
• The Four and Twenty Elders Casting their Crowns before the Divine Throne
• i was given a mind before i was given a heart
• this girl I was in love with
• two cats and a tattoo, the design I had in mind
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• It was better before they came
• The Prettiest Girl I Never Knew
• Originally I had a strategy: Smile at pretty girls
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• secret city map with pins set at the places their eyes had met
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
• Dr. Frankenstein never had a lab assistant named Igor
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• I was my mom for a while
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• these couplets are a waste of time; i never seem to make them scan
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• the little friendship that never was
• wizards held captive the fishes of dreaming, souls that had circled their fortress for years
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• I've had you here before
• How to pet your cat
• I had to bury the cat somewhere....
• pet cat (user)
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku-Nuku
• Before Time Was
• Galatea was a bookish girl
• and there was this girl
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
• The Girl Was a Guy
• These are the memories I never had
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• I was afraid of getting caught
• The best I never had
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• I was once young and had a home
• When I was young Time had no wings
• The death of a man I had never known
• The Girls in Their Summer Dresses
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
• Stuff was started stuff had ends
• Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• I was never any good at maths at school
• Photographs never lie, until you edit them!
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• we never hear them calling to us
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Never Knowing Quite What I Had
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• Never let them see you bleed
• A Woman Who Never Was
• i learned the rules; i just never practiced them
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• Do not put pets in the microwave to dry them
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
• Before you, there was me
• There was a time before
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I saw women acte, a thing that I never saw before
• never again is what you swore the time before
• Just before never waking
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
• before either of us had to turn away
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• A profile is never motionless before our eyes
• Mom, I Gave the Cat Some Acid
• Cat Girl
• Cat and Girl
• Cats always land on their feet
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• Feline fascination: In praise of cat girls
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• I was one of those girls
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• candle smoke and christmas spice leapt up their noses like cardamom cats
• I write my secrets on the bathroom mirror, like Jesus, before wiping them away to check my hair.
• Things I had not seen before coming to America
• There once was a girl named Irene
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• Boys, girls, and their mirror neurons
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
• There was a little girl
• Cybersex before it was cool
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• When each had their own personal anthem
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Never Had It So Good
• A bunch of guys in Australia got wasted and went koala hunting and had the night of their lives
• You've never had it so good
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was

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