Findings:

• Our children will laugh at the names of our over-the-counter medicines
• Our children will judge us by our memes
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• Our warning signs will protect us
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• Are you a sexist pig? Then buy our booze!
• Will somebody please think of the children?
• WHO WILL JOIN THE HALLOWED RANKS OF THE IRON? (document)
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• It's illegal to bet money on sporting events, so we will gamble with the lives of innocent children
• Our Father Christmas, who art at the North Pole
• Will my children grow up without Popeye?
• Who will pay the costs of Nuclear Power?
• Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• Our world will change
• It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
• and our dreams will break the boundaries of our fears
• Those of us who are thieves starve without a joker in our deck.
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you pay them
• To The Children Who Paddle And Fall In The Shallows
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• the world will be remade in our image
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good will prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
• If Satan is the prince of darkness, then who is the king?
• And then I will just slip away
• Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good wil prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
• we will replace the stars with machines of our own creation
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• Those who will not follow are doomed to lead
• only then will we be safe from each other
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
• our moonlight is silverfish swimming for sun-bred children. they dive off the porch, shirtless, bronze throats smiling with newborn gills.
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• It is well oiled, you will click into it like a happy cog
• To Our Children's Children's Children
• The monkey children were everywhere back then. Their fedoras littered the roads.
• Who's Rating our Games?
• Who owns our writeups?
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• We don't inherit the World, we borrow it from our children
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• You know our love will not fade away
• Only my hours spent gaming will stand between our world and total destruction
• and we will walk till our feet ache
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• Our stories will surprise even our selves.
• We Invent Gods That Will Fit in Our Pocket
• if we are to be lies, we will be lies of our own making
• will our souls remember where we said we'd meet?
• Your silence will not protect you
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• If we and our lives are worse for having spoken the truth, then we and our lives deserve to be worse.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• Who will negotiate with the zombie hordes?
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Who Will Be There
• Then the father hen will call his chickens home
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• BIG WILL (user)
• Big Dave Diode (user)
• big beat
• big room
• Big Blue
• big blue room
• Big Gay Al
• The Notorious B.I.G.
• big
• The Big Lebowski
• Big Black
• The Big Enchilada
• Big Red Marching Band
• The Big U
• The Big Bopper
• big dick
• Big Bad Wolf
• Big Whoop
• big red button
• Big Brother and the Holding Company
• Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot
• Big Trouble in Little China
• Big Badlands
• Big deal
• Big Fun
• big lick
• Big Book
• The Big Space Fuck
• Big Mama Thornton
• The Big Apple
• big hair
• big up
• Big Saxy (user)
• Big Night
• too big for his britches
• Big Brothers Big Sisters
• Little, Big
• The Big Sleep
• big number
• The Big Blue
• Big Daddy Kane
• Big Daddy
• The Big Show
• Big Giant Head
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• I am not a big sister anymore
• Mr Big
• Big Star
• big ceramic clown head
• Big Corps
• Big Money Grip
• What to do if a big dog attacks you
• Big King
• health care
• Life is one big misunderstanding
• The Big Issue
• Pee Wee's Big Adventure
• No big deal
• Big Willy from Philly (user)
• Big Willy (user)
• Big Ethel
• The Big I

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