With a twinkle in his eye, Grandpa settled little Timmy more firmly on his knee, "And then Jesus said 'Be fruitful and multiply', and went and got himself a little with Mary Magdalene."

Grandpa sniggered.

Grandma poked her head out the kitchen window and looked at Grandpa accusingly, "What in tarnation are you telling that boy?", waving her spoon at him threateningly. "Send that boy home and come inside right now!"

"Oh, well, uh, Timmy, why don't you run along now." he said as he set the boy on the porch steps and looked apprehensively over his shoulder.

Timmy walked down the steps trying to ingest this new concept of "cunnilingus" and what it might mean to him.

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